When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

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part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

It's got to be the long haired Steptoe look alike in the coffin. He died this evening. They didn't have time for a sentimental funeral despite him impersonating someone from, possibly, some other region of France which currently escapes me, and being in a second episode. With lines. Tis a red herring dontcha know.

I just want to know about the leather count in ep 10.

Really, what are we going to dooooooooo??

I'd even what the trees and the buildings. Even the beehive.

What = shag

Has anybody given any thought to how they would behave if they actually came into contact with Musketeer of choice.

I am playing it cool with Santiago. I will acknowledge that I have seen some all of his work but will be reserved and ladylike. He will be enchanted with me and will not be able to talk or look at anyone else in the room.

Oh Mavis yes, good point! That'll be why they gave him the musketeers symbol.

Given it way too much thought. Loads and loads actually.

I'd shove their their face into my cleavage and keep them there until they started to suffocate.

And by they I mean ALL OF THEM.

Yes, we'll as I plan to marry him he will need to fall hopelessly in love with me so I can't do that.

Anne I would probably do what I did when I saw someone from Horrible Histories I just looked at him in a "were we at college together? Did I sleep with you? If so I should probably remember your name. Nah, know you from somewhere. Probably did sleep with you. Probably best not mentioned."

I don't think I would be very good with famous people. especially those I'd want to shag

treville has done nothing in this episode. I like my men when they do SOMETHING, good or bad.

One word.

Rohypnol.

Right I have to go to bed and wake up DH.

Jeeze that episode was EPIC. Well done BBC!

I think most on here would aim for the same Anne. But in reality within about 1 min 30 we would have completely stuffed the whole thing up by giving away something that we think everyone knows but is in fact only something that has been disused in minute detail on here. And they will wonder HTF we know it.

"Hi Santiago, so tell me, what other things have you been in? Apart from the clip in fluent Spanish discussing the environment in Chile? You know, where you say to put the light out"

Right. I need to go to bed. I have to get up tomorrow and work. This cannot be a good thing but it is a necessary thing.

Night wenches. We've been scary great.

Drink Treville didn't need to do anything. Only pound me until his other arm breaks.

Just because I said I hated him doesn't mean you're having him!

*discussed, not disused

Mavis and I are on the same wavelength. I also think it's the musketeers' cook in the coffin. He made reference to having fought with them years ago (I think).

No pics on any of the Tumblr blogs I follow yet. Lots of comments.

In the meantime here's dog pretending to be Luke and cuddling up to Matt Edmondson after planking him

OMG that was fucking amazing - loved, loved, loved it!

I would shag them all, and for the first time I would shag the Cardinal. When he had Milady pinned against the wall

Athos at the end - eyes, cloak, boots, swagger

Anne I would just be trying to get near enough to sniff the leather

Night night wenches!

Come on Treville and Armand and Athos let's go and see if there's enough room in my bed for you all and my husband?

Hahahahahahaha... Sparkle I would have to give up drinking so I never slip up. But you know I would do it for him, I would because that is what true love is about - sacrifice.

I would say to Tom....

Life is short Tom. Do you really want to let it pass without knowing exactly what I could do with....

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it' s milady 's or my beloved's,akthough he would not actually be in it.

If thet fucking kill nim, I will Tweet

not sure whether from my work account or the MN one, which is in my MN name not sure what worse..,

Love those gifs of Luke. He is utterly delicious. I would like to lick things off his collarbone. I bet he smells amazing.