When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

Lets bet.

Din't pay attention to MTM tonight, she's list the plot. So ungrateful, tut.

MTM I know what you mean about evil evil Cardinal. But he was still so goooooooood.

Coffin is soooo Milady's. Or it will be a red herring where they are pretending somebody has died while they escape - that sort of thing.

Do you know, that bit when Athos and Aramis were by window and Athos had a go at him for shagging Queen...

...I just wanted to match right up to him in his snug fitting, shiny, sexy fucking jacket. Push him up against the wall. Rip the jacket open and start circling his nipples with my tongue urrrrrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhh%#%%#^^}#$!>€#€€>€

My waters of excitement will break any obstacle and the cardinal's manhood just pinged your stupid tape.

Bet. D'Artagnan

I bet it's Pertwee.

Who said the coffin had a musketeer emblem?

If that is true, my bet is: Treville (sorry MTM)

If no emblem: Milady

BUT I HOPE ITS RICHELIEU'S!

Drink how can d'Art be in the coffin WHEN HE'S JUST TURNED UP TO BOOTCAMP ABOUT 2 HOURS AGO???

I know some of us are purest and only go in for the leather, but me I am completely committed. I luffs him.

It won't be any of the well known Musketeers. Not this early on in production. Nor the Cardinal. Whether he can be in series or not, he is too big a character to kill off.

I will go batshit MENTAL if Traville gets it!

Pertwee Pertwee it's going to be Pertwee

Ooooh off to read that Anne. Pic from Luke's Instagram? Now I'm REALLY out of my depth

Don't forget they try to trick us with the trailers, it'll be all out of sequence.

I want to say what I think, but it might be right and therefore spoilery

Malcolm come sit down with me, prey tell why you no love Richelieu anymore. He's always been evil. I wanted him/while hating him all the more tonight.
Are you in self defensive denial my luuuuurve? You know you still want his big fat staff up your confessional booth don't you?

He is just beautiful. It makes me want to cry looking at him.

And for the record ......

I WANT THEM ALL

I WANT TO SHAG THE LAST BREATH OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM

IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL TO BE THAT FUCKING SEXY. IN THAT MUCH LEATHER.

Ha Anne have you see the pic of the girl under the desk half way down that last link? Fast forward a week & that could look very familiar...

Luke is the social networking King. It's a tough job, perhaps you could just tweet him for d.o.b of Howard.

I'll ride him until he bleeds. I hate him but by heck I fancy him.

Why is Capaldi the best actor ever ever ever ever? Oh god I can't cope with the thought of him being The Doctor, it's going to be.......just......aaaaaaaah!

And yes, Malcolm, tonight me and my dd both said aren't the horses gorgeous. Well that was how she worded it anyway.

Think mine was more like, god aren't the horses sexy as.

Oh Hannah, they're all so sexual. It's unbearable! Shag shag shag shag all week long. Forever. Until we all die from shagging.