When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

The king is so batting above his average with Aramis. She's deffo going to be up the duff. I hope the Richelieu gets it from them!

SEEEAAAAANMMM PEEERRRRTTTWEEEEEEEEE!

He is just delicious. I did like the bit when king and Queenie go into that room with their entourage and he just wants to go to her but there is all this ceremony.

And seriously, what, the astute Cardinal hears the drunk infantile king saying his wife should be dead and then goes and starts the ball rolling. Really?!

And, Queenie I get it I do but Isabel just died. She put her hand on his chest. I thought I would combust.

MTM that's not you really talking.
Aka queen said to Aramis.
It's grief!!

I can't even type any more. Quack quack oops.

I know Anne the plot is as loose as MTM's knickers.

I again agree re the Queen trying it on after the death of Isabelle, when basically she died instead of her

Oh BTW. Just in case anyone here is interested, Luca has just posted a pic of him & Capaldi in a bar on his Twitter

And when Isabel died. I love sad Aramis. We are going to have tender lovemaking tonight. The sort that makes you cry and reassess your life.

Oh my FRICKING lord!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So many moments. So many fanny dribbles. Thank fuck I am home all day tmw. I am going to be raw. RAW I tell you.

That bit when Cardinal held milady by throat against wall and threatened her.

Athos. Oh my gaaaaaaaaaad Athos. Hottest one yet. So many m

can't you get the fucking picture , Sparkle?

Have I mentioned yet HOW MUCH I DETEST RICHELIEU?

Oh and I'm going to shag all of them. Ok yeah including Richelieu but there is no love between us. NOT NOW I HATE HIM.

Aramis shag
Athos shag
Porthos shag
D'Artagnan shag
Traville shag shag shag shag shag shag shag
Richelieu kill.....but shag first. HATE.
Milady. Oh DEFFO SHAG!

And how gorgeous are those horses? I WANT A FRIESIAN!!

Ooh I just erupted prematurely!

.... so many m

As loose as MTM's knickers .

Ha ha.

Yes. That. Just. About. Sums. It. Up.

The sort of imaginary making if love that you see in films or imagine as perfect. And, it will be perfect and blissful and sublime.

THAT WAS FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

I actually want Aramis even more than before. When he ran his hands through his hair ... I .... I ... I ... and kissed the queen ... his eyes ... brain explodes with lust>

Athos was also amazing.

Next week looks like it'll be quite interesting

I've an idea who's in the coffin with the musketeer emblem on it

Don't ever say I'm not good to you

Hahahaha!

Seriously I am NOT doing this deliberately. My fingers are somewhat over excited.

Anyway Athos, so many moments. And Dog too urggghhhhhh

Bed.
Tomorrow wenches.

Thanks, Sparkle but next tine why don't you do it straight away so I dob't have to cone out if MN to go to Twitter to FUCKING SEARCH. Now, . Thank you, ^Sparkle*.

sparkle that's an old picture.

Are we allowed to bet on the coffin's inhabitant or have we got to keep our thoughts to ourselves?

I am pissed off with Dog. I can't believe he is going to do Milady. What about Connie you fucking arsehole?! Relegated to the bottom of list.

But that doesn't matter because Aramis is about to stare into my eyes and kiss me and the world is going to start spinning.

It's on iPlayer now. Downloading for tomorrow lunchtime at work.

WTH? What's he doing posting it on there now then? Is the whole world out to make me mad tonight???

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