When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

loops, the queen will get knocked up by your beloved

So Queen has Aramis's baby.
And landlady has Dartagnans.

Drink? Me then?

poor Athos,, surrounded by Aramis fools

Howled at the king nearly slapping Charlottes dad

if so, then yes, Oblomov

by the king of course

oooh

Shout if you need me
Why would I need you?

Phwoooooaaaaaaarrrrrrrr. Lucky Queenie

OH MY ACTUAL GOODNESS HOW BRILLIANT WAS THAT???!!???!!!? I think I'm going to wet myself next week.

Just shouting my shit, will catch up tomorrow. I'll see you all in the morning. Re watching after school run.

Oh my god.

"And whoever she works for"

oooh. I enjoyed that one But really - IT'S THE LAST ONE NEXT WEEK - WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO DO???????

Lot's of nice touches this week. Happy with that.

no no no no no. cardinal can't die.

WAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Oh My God. This time next week.......

PC is just a genius. what am I if not an art appreciator!

An open letter to Cardinal Armand Richelieu

Dear Cardianl,

I am writing to you to inform you that I no longer wish to continue our relationship as you are relentlessly evil and I really! really! really! REALLY fucking HATE you. I can no longer cope with your scheming no matter how sexy your hands are and how amazing you look in a cloak and black leather.

I am now happy with Captain Traville and if you dare try and kill YOU. With my thighs. GOT IT? Now do one.

Yours respectfully

MalcolmTuckersMistress.

P.S. I REALLY FUCKING HATE YOU. Did I mention that?

Loved it

Athos . I know what you did to your wife.
D'artagnan help me.
Coffin.
can't wait.

Aside fem the MANY things to discuss I have to share that I am rewatching TOMORROW. Due to 'D'H & 'D'S1 doing a running fucking commentary redoing Santiago's name every friggin time he appeared, my dog barking every fucking time a horse appeared & me having to shout SHUT.UP. about 50 times.

Ruined.

Was f**king good this week.
Really enjoyed it.
Do sad that next week is the end.
What will we do ?????

*dare try and kill HIM I will kill you.

That bit with Aramis & Isabelle where all I wanted to do was cry? Had to shout SHUT UP. That bit with Aramis & the Queen shagging when all I wanted to do was cry? Had to shout SHUT UP.

Where's my flight ticket?

oh, Malcolm! I'm soooo happy for you. cardinal and I are wishing the best. my Armand is worth 4 of your dead or alive Musketeers

I am shaking. I'm not sure if it's from rage or excitement.

Or perhaps from disbelief that they DID IT