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When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

999 replies

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 23/03/2014 08:27

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

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Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 20:58

Get a flight after

I Ep 9 comes first

Sparklegeek · 23/03/2014 20:59

Laterzzzzz

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 20:59

Fucks sake fucking fuck the cuck off you greedy fuckbadgers you want money, that's all it is. You don't really give a flying fuck what it's history is. Take your broken plate and fucking sell it. Buy some decent plates with the money.
Now fuck off so I can watch my boys.

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 21:00

I am also going to bow out of running commentary tonight. I miss far too much ogling.

See you later wenches.

May Aramis get very wet.

May the Cardinal get his sword well and truly out.

May all of them look like fucking hot heroic sexy cum gods.

Wine Wine Wine

And....

HEY!

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 21:01

Thirty thousand fucking pounds for two manky old plates, one of which is FUCKING BROKEN.

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 21:01

Grin Twit

Will be about 10 to 15 minutes behind

TwitMcMuskeWhatevs · 23/03/2014 21:02

See you later, have fun, Godspeed etc etc.

Oblomov · 23/03/2014 21:02

I've been to Prague a lot, my Czech is very bad, but I am sure I can get us there, badly, in a cab.

MavisGrind · 23/03/2014 21:02

I will never have anything to take to the Antiques Roadshow. Tis the way of the world.

Do we really need trailers for classical music? It's been around for ages.

Right. Signing off for now, laters wenches.

HannahHorvath · 23/03/2014 21:03

Orgasasasasasasasasms

Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzx

QueenAnneofAustria · 23/03/2014 21:03

I will shoot anyone who mentions his wife with his musket.

I have a husband. He has a wife. Meh, whatever. I AM GOING TO MARRY HIM REGARDLESS.

MadamedeChevreuse · 23/03/2014 21:03

I thought so but why Shelson then???? Never mind never mind IT'S STARTING see you all in the departure lounge after...

Oblomov · 23/03/2014 21:06

King grinning Grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 21:08

oooh, the plot Grin

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 21:11

FFS DS1 brushing his teeth.

Just teeing the episode up. I have tea and a caramel egg.

Squeeeeeeeeeeee

Oblomov · 23/03/2014 21:15

Aramis in his white shorts. Coooorrrrr.

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 21:16

Here we go!

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 21:22

Aramis polishing his pistol.

King being a brat - praps you're the problem you numpty.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 21:26

maybe the cardinal will hang for killing or trying to kill the queen?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 21:31

angry Cardinal. furious. ooooh.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 21:32

loving the nuns Grin

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 21:33

poor beesSad

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 21:36

soz nothing puts me off Cardinal. he is loyal to his king.

LetUsPrey · 23/03/2014 21:37

Athos = Comte de Sasse

Love the feisty nuns

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 23/03/2014 21:44

who desires after the King Angry will have their head chopped off.