When Are They Going To Say "One For All And All For One"? Muskeperves Anonymous Part VIII

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Welcome to our 8,000,000th thread! There has been a LOT of Musketeer love and appreciation shared between us over the duration of this series. It has been such good fun, so if you've not yet joined in the please do and let's carry on!

To celebrate we are going to take a trip into space. A new planet has been discovered. Planet of the Beard And Leather. It's currently mating season and they all have shed their heavy winter leather down to their billowing shirts and now have their swords out in a bit to find theirselves a suitable wench!

So please take your seats and Armand will ensure you are...erm...strapped down well...

5...4...3...2...ONE FOR ALL AND ALL FOR ONE!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

part six

part seven

The Queen Madame Come ON!

MTM
Sod the school run
They can fend for themselves
Let's go ......

Of course we knew it, we saw them when they came in the tavern
all over us

TWENTY MINUTES.TWENTY MINUTES

I am suffering through antiques roads hits so I don't miss any.

I concur, sparky I will re watch tomorrow! during the day! at night possibly Wednesday?
Tomorrow I will stop letting the shitepad say what it wants. It's getting daft.

You know what has happened if I'm not back though. It heard me........

how many rooms shall we book?

Ha ha ha bad beard MTM

always check here first. Do you think they'd lose a few stars if we stayed?

Best book all of them

No one took ANY notice of my suspicions earlier. No one. And now look at you all

That star rating is so going down the pan

Er, sparkle what on earth are you doing my love?
They are not sitting at the same table as us.....

Sorry about that guys, she's a bit, over excited at the moment, she'll be back soon. Now, who's first?

Oh em eff gee!

Actual review on Trip Advisor...

"Splendid tour. Highly informative and interesting at the same time. Our guide Declan was such a great story teller. At a moment I even believed that the musketeers visited Prague (the only problem being they were fictional). He made the history come alive. I highly recommend the tour to everyone and anyone visiting Prague for the first time. It was free but worth miilions."

Twit keep up.

I am the master of deflection.

I like Oblomov's no nonsense, practical, approach to room booking.

Sparkle that's because earlier you sounded like a stalky loon. Now you have useful information. See the difference?

There has GOT to be a fucking webcam near that hotel.

we can all check out these locations and radio each other when one is spotted before closing in. Over.

Mavis! This stalky loon is gonna get you in the Marriott bar now, stop bloody nitpicking!

Right I have to go now, I need to get the cushions ready, Prosecco poured and the rest of my champagne truffles lined up. SEE YOU ON THE OTHER SIDE!

Sword

Fight

Richelieu

Please

God

TAXI!!!!

Oi you lot. Where the fuck are you? I'm at Gatwick (thanks for ticket btw Oblomov)

Right I am going to have a proper teenage fucking meltdown if we don't get on a fucking plane at some fucking point and end up in the fucking Marriott at the same fucking time as the Muskefuckingteers. GET IT??????

Luca? Luca ??? I know you are reading.... make this happen pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease I could tie your cock in a bow with my tongue if you let me - mad skillz

Hannah I have just laughed out loud

Oh I must have access to these threads come the dark long months of summer.....

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This is how well it's going. I.e. Very.

@alishelson is Alexandra Dowling who plays Queen Anne

FIVE MINUTES.