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Wenchnet Prague Perv 2014 Coach Trip. Roll up roll up for the Musketeer Tour. Part VII

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 20/03/2014 22:34

Please take your seats for the coach departure. We will be leaving shortly. Toilets are located to the rear of the vehicle and there will be snacks available to purchase at a 7,000,000% mark up. All chickens must be refrained from wandering freely and causing H&S issues.

Wenches must also refrain from smoking cigars post copulation.

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LetUsPrey · 21/03/2014 17:25

Yy to Herc and Carolyn and a happy ending Smile

I'm off to look for my passport

Oblomov · 21/03/2014 17:25

Re watching number 1.
Cardinal does hear Adele saying that she loves Aramis.
And the gun that is used to shoot Adele us Aramis's.
Which then Aramis collects, from a Adele's house.
Cardinal thus has perfect crime, to convict Aramis of Adele's death. Crime of passion?
This episode has to be soon, before cardinal leaves?

QueenAnneofAustria · 21/03/2014 17:26

MTM- it was DS3 birthday this week. He got a toy crap guitar but one eith strings. By the time I came home from my class he had almost broken the front but off and just now they all had some sort of bundle fight and completely destroyed it.

Fuming and seriously contemplating not taking them to this event they want this evening but I will probably just end up breaking up fights and wishing they would go to bed all evening so might be better to just take them.

He is starting nursery in Sept and all my friends whose 'last' DC has started or is starting all seem really sad and upset, I just keep thinking at last. I feel bad but even though I work and study he still manages to drive me up the wall.

QueenAnneofAustria · 21/03/2014 17:27

Yes Oblomov. I noticed those bits the other day. I can't believe I didn't notice it first time because she doesn't whisper it she really shouts it.

Stinklebell · 21/03/2014 17:30

MTM one of mine did that with a street dance class. Created merry hell that she wanted to do it, then hated it after about 5 minutes and fifty fecking quid.

I made her go, even resorted to carrying her under my arm all the way there kicking and shreiking like a banshee one week

Sparklegeek · 21/03/2014 17:31

Do you know what, we're doing really well here. A few days ago all we had was a country.

Now we have all the filming locations plus their hotel. We are bloody GOOD at this Grin (Thanks Herc)

Come on producers, we're putting in some serious hours on this, we're prob going to be on 10,000 posts by the end of the series between, what, 10 of us?! Surely we deserve some sort of recompense???

QueenAnneofAustria · 21/03/2014 17:35

Oblomov - Aramis is the only Musketeer that hasn't been arrested and rescued yet so that makes perfect sense now I think about it.

MavisGrind · 21/03/2014 17:36

I think we did Sparkle in week one. Before 'they' (and indeed we) realised what this would become. Grin

Sparklegeek · 21/03/2014 17:37

I have a feeling I'm going to be clutching my hair wailing NOOOOOOOOOOO at the cliffhanger a week on Sun. Whatever it is.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/03/2014 17:37

can t believe we're on round 7 Shock

Stinklebell · 21/03/2014 17:39

Would they leave it on a cliff hanger though?

Series 2 hadn't been confirmed until we were a couple of weeks in on this one. If they hadn't agreed series 2 we'd all be hanging around somewhat dissatisfied indefinately

Sparklegeek · 21/03/2014 17:39

Probably for the best Mavis, before the thread descended into its downward spiral of depravity about 6000 posts ago....

QueenAnneofAustria · 21/03/2014 17:41

I think they might leave something open, but I don't think it will be a substantial plot device. It is the sort if sort, lovely weekend evening viewing that needs tying up.

Oblomov · 21/03/2014 17:41

Sorry to hear if drink nursery problems. I had ds2 in 3 nurseries in the lady year. Nightmare.

Onto number 2.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/03/2014 17:41

delights to have new fellow wenches, but why are you sharing Arman, Malcolm?Hmm

I,d say it's already a tad too busy with you hanging off him like near of alion's tooth...

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/03/2014 17:42

meat of a lion's tooth

Sparklegeek · 21/03/2014 17:42

I think it may well be Stinkle. Even if they hadn't got a 2nd series it's good to leave the audience wanting more isn't it?

Yes....more & more & more & more & more

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 21/03/2014 17:43

grrr, awful isn't it oblomov

Stinklebell · 21/03/2014 17:52

I think they'll tie all the major stuff up

The Athos/Dog/Milady thing comes to a head - about time really, they've strung that out long enough, bored already

There'll be a few bits left open no doubt

LetUsPrey · 21/03/2014 17:55

If Richelieu even starts with Aramis and tries to fit him up for Adele's murder, I will be most displeased. No more Cardinal links for a start.

HannahHorvath · 21/03/2014 17:55

Flippin 'eck you nattery lot. I go off and do stuff for an hour or two and come back to War and Peace.

Too much to comment on so I'll keep it short

Drink Thanks hope you get it sorted as stress freely as possible.

Herc - does this mean you would like to be added to the Cardinal rota? I believe he has plenty of spare time and the other two wouldn't mind budging up a bit, I'm sure.

...that is of course.... if you really are a wench Haha! Caught you!

How do we know you're not really a plant? Huh? And nooooooo, I don't mean, as in Yukka, I mean a mole. And nooooooooo I don't mean a little burrowing garden creature, I mean a fake. As in orgasasam.

For all we know you could be a member of the cast.... Or a BBC plant. And noooooooo I don't mean, as in... never mind, you catch my drift.
Something feels a leeeeeetle bit off about this whole announcement majobby.

Are you actually Aramis, I mean, Santa Barbara Carbonara?.... and are you playing with us? Hmmm?

....although I bet it would be Porthos. He looks like the naughtiest. Is that you Porthos Howard?... Would you like to come and play with the wenchies?..... We'll be gentle we won't .....

Sparklegeek · 21/03/2014 18:02

Hell Hannah now I'm thinking of us all camped outside the Marriott while they party it up in the Holiday Inn.

I think one of them venturing onto here would show us one way or the other exactly who is the BRAVEST.

Let's have it then boyzzzz.

TwitMcAwesome · 21/03/2014 18:04

I mentioned that scene about Aramis a thread or two ago and no one took any notice Sad

I keep watching to see if they are ever in the same room, to watch for any vibes coming from Richelieu, but I keep forgetting as I'm too busy perving Blush
Do we have a time and episode yet?

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 21/03/2014 18:04

Oh I how laugh at all the parenting discussions in these threads because we all seem to be as one! This is true sisterhood. Oh I feel normal...so NORMAL! Kicking and screaming child under arm and feeling no empty nest syndrome when brats start education and other parents are falling over theirselves in mourning!

The other hilaaaaaarious thing that I also get asked "oh when DS2 starts you can have another one" NO! Never ever ever ever. My desire to reproduce again has definitely gone for good and oh! I am so looking forward to regaining some IDENTITY of my own again.

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 21/03/2014 18:06

Drink...you know how it is. You're allowed to like him (as you do) but he never strays from the free wild Highland venison steak to the Iceland kebab meats as it were, so there's no need to worry!

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