Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

Surely he uses his teeth a dagger?

When you're done could you send him round my parts freshly scrubbed and fed?

I'm guessing some time during the week?

I am going source some wine from Gascony - my cooking skills are erm well shit. Great idea though and I am going to give it serious thought.

I am coming dressed as a wealthy widow and make Aramis earn his 30 livres

Ok, will swap midweek for D'Art.

Whispers We've got a lot to cram in before that minibus turns up with all the others cough

Oooh Anne glad you are here, wanted to ask you...are you me?

It appears we have very similar tastes in musketeers. Your recent list bears an uncanny resemblance to mine

whispers back perhaps we cough should do cough two at a time?coughcough
I'll have a honey, lemon and ginger tea please barkeep, nasty cough you see...

Monday - Anne
Tuesday - Letuspray
Wednesday- Sparkle
Thursday- Anne
Friday - Anne
Saturday - morning: Letuspray afternoon: sparkle
Sunday: one week in three each

Tuesday I am giving my vag a rest and Friday Porthos following drinking in the tavern and all day Saturday with d'Art.

WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING? I have a boot full of (defrosted) shopping to put away, 7 dinners to cook & 4 packed lunches to make. And it's 4.45.

FFS. No wonder I am enjoying this fantasy world so much. I'm staying in Prague til September, then I'll come home for Christmas & settle myself in for a winter of amazing Sunday nights.

I've just bought this for road trip..

Yes, anne, mine too, still, three of them, three of us plus two of us our not in Prague seems fair to me.

Twit are you Aramis I think I left you off the timetable? It's going to need rejigging I do think the Aramis camp is very diplomatic. Sharing is caring and that jizz jazz.

...and this

I can share. Am sure there's more than enough of him to go round

Well, anne, originally he was my favourite, but after last night, Porthos is having his turn, followed by a bit of D'art and finishing up with Aramis.
So am happy to rotate

Can you imagine if one of us had too much prosecco in the tavern and ended up showing them this thread?

Oh the shame....

You should definitely go first though after all your hard work over the weekend.
Did you get to watch it in the end?

oops

Sparkle - hopefully you don't have too much prosecco and post the link to d'Art's Twitter feed - mortifying!!!!

I am a bit dithery on the Porthos front. I might opt for secondses tenthsies? elsewhere instead

I came home early as I just sort if stopped functioning so I did thanks. According to the rota I get him tonight.

Anne I think I might go alcohol free for the next few weeks. Just in case.

We are away :( Mothers Day AND it is my Mum's birthday so we have a big family thing.

It will be lovely, but I will miss being able to watch the lovely leather crew.

There was a man on the school run earlier who looked like D'Art but with shorter hair, he had a better beard though. I had to hide in my car

Well I hope they don't have any RL friends on here No, impossible, they won't have sisters/cousins/aunties/best mates' wives.

I am going hot just thinking about it.

Well, I didn't want to say anything.....