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Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 16/03/2014 20:55

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one

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part four

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Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 07:48

Have we seen this pic before? (From D'Art's Twitter no less!)

"Quick, hide behind this tree, Aramis hasn't spotted the minibus yet"

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Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 07:49

WHAT MTM?

AnneWentworth · 17/03/2014 07:51

Sparkle - I am loving the book. I am at chapter 22 or something but Bonacieux is an arse and I don't think that helped me sympathise last night.

Ok, so straw poll:

I have a kindle edition
Wordsworth classics edition
Readers digest with some nice illustrations edition

Can I buy the new edition?

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AnneWentworth · 17/03/2014 07:53

Oh it's a new translation.

That's as good a reason as any.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 07:56

We should all write a chapter each for our OWN version. Anne you can be in charge of corrections! This will make us rich! It'll be the 50 Shades version. But better! And Richelieu will never leave me to go off and be stupid Doctor Who!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 07:57

Look how many!!! I can!!!! Fit!!! In that!!!! Last post!!!!!

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TwitMcAwesome · 17/03/2014 08:00

I know she would have had a shit marriage to a crap husband. Still, it will all come good in the end I reckon.
Yes, I missed the connection with the necklace because DH was being annoying, thank you.
I have them all recorded, on both TVs. Grin

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 08:06

I can't wait for the DVD. We should hold a watch again session on our reunion!

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LetUsPrey · 17/03/2014 08:15

Morning wenches.

His neck in the top picture, yes

He doesn't even look when he fires the musket. Wonder what else he can do by touch and not sight

The grey shirt, I approve of the grey shirt very much

Besides the obvious reasons, I'm looking forward to watching last night's again because I was just so bloody tense through it because of the d'Artagnan Constance thing, and Milady.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 08:20

Ooohhohohohh those are verrrrry good pictures LetUsPrey!

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Stinklebell · 17/03/2014 08:26

Morning all,

I've not seen last nights yet Sad.

It's ready and waiting on the Sky+ box, kids and DH have gone to work/school, but is it too early for Muskeperving? It feels soooo wrong at this time of the morning Grin

Sparklegeek · 17/03/2014 08:30

Arrrrghhhh work now & I've just seen those grey shirt pics!!! Also liking muchly the look on D'Art's face in those same pics.

Bloody hell, all hot now.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 08:49

Never too early Stinky! What a foolish thought.

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Stinklebell · 17/03/2014 08:57

It's ok, I've just put a wash load on.

I've done something constructive so I'm free to perve

MadBusLady · 17/03/2014 09:02

Have checked the Fuck Yeah Athos tumblr and there are still NO NEW GIFS. There is an ace little cartoon tho which I can't copy

fuckyeahathos.tumblr.com

HannahHorvath · 17/03/2014 09:16

I think Porthos should never shave. He suits the face fuzz so much more than in RL where he has a very baby face. He was designed to look scary.

Can you imagine when they start filming, just how much they are all going to up the sexy factor. They must be aware of all the attention and slightly obsessive fans out there building internet shrines to them.

I am expecting to see a massive increase in their signature phwoar moves.

So obvs Athos will lean on everything, permanently. And his voice will always be of the remove your knickers immediately it will be our duty and our pleasure, tone.

Aramis will smack everything with books, and do his doff hat thing, and also his no looking thing.

If Richelieu was still in it he would be even colder, and he would finger everything.

Porthos would do his menacing smile and just throw people. Although after last night, he should definitely get more love scenes. Phwoarrrrr! get your guns out

..and leather will increase a hundred fold. And they will wear so much sexy strappy bits and weapons they can barely stand without tilting to the side/front/back.

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 09:17

Cardinal has just heard that Athos snogged and groped me last night! Naughty.

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StanleyLambchop · 17/03/2014 09:22

Hi Ladies, I have been lurking for a while, but have decided to join in now. I trust I have passed your strict vetting procedure. As a happily married woman I would not even be considering leather-clad lovers. However, if someone were to put a gun to my head....

  1. Athos, as long as he left his Milady issues at the bedroom door.
  2. Porthos- he is like a lovely cuddly teddy bear with a wicked laugh.
  3. D'art, as he is very pretty, but he would have to agree to absolutely not speak.

Absolutely no spark for, in no particular order:

  1. Aramis- He maybe just what a girl needs when trying to secretly smuggle the infant son of the King of France out of the country, but- has he really not noticed that his joint squeeze with the Cardinal has been missing for a very long time?

  2. The King- he is like a naughty school boy, I would just send him to his room with no supper.

  3. The Cardinal- For some reason PC reminds me of Barry Manilow. Ugh!

However, I would absolutely want to be BFF with Constance. She is a musket-firing, sword fighting, D'Art shagging all action girl, imagine how much fun a girlie night out with her would be!

HannahHorvath · 17/03/2014 09:24

What if they get Athos to use the line?.... Shock..

my line!?.... Then I will know. It will be a sign that Tom Athos is coming for me..

They may substitute the word knickers for something else, not that they should, but otherwise, it will be totally and utterly the same.


HannahHorvath · 17/03/2014 09:28

Welcome Stanley. I fear Athos will never do that. Probably for the best if you pick another...

MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 09:28

Oh I'm SO pissed off! Two episodes left. I really really honestly never thought I'd have half as much fun with it as I have and even though we all knew from the word go Richelieu would only have one run I am so gutted that this will be it for him because HE IS BRILLIANT! 8 main characters who just work so fabulously well together.

Doctor Who is the big gig and I adore it more than anything, but if stinky old Matt Smith had just stayed one more season then we could have had BOTH!

It does make you wonder how much of a headache it would have been for the people involved! Maybe they will offer beardy director guy the role and then you'll be allowed to perve over him after all!

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 17/03/2014 09:30

STANLEYLAMBCHOP! I beg your PARDON???! Barry MANILOW?!!

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HannahHorvath · 17/03/2014 09:35

He is excellent, the Cardinal.

Watched ep 1 back. That was a good one for him.

And the Athos bit at the start... my goodness me, I hadn't fully appreciated the first time around. Now I think I'm going to have to watch it at least weekly for the rest of my life...

He does do his funny Noel Edmonds mouth thing though, when he is in a fight scene - usually guns. It just makes me love him all the more, because it shows he's human and he will ignore my equivalent face as trade off.

StanleyLambchop · 17/03/2014 09:42

Malcolm, I thought you would be pleased that there is one less person to drool over the Cardinal. See, we can be friends as we are not at all in competition?

Hannah managed to be nice. I even called you Ladies and everything!