Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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Just watched the Radio One clip and I would most definitely shag him, his arms are STRONG.

I finally watched it too, it took ages to find it.

I want a go...
But a bit weird though, bit erm, close.

I've just had a dig around and watched it too

Those arms but the hair still doesn't move

But yeah, bit weird

Welcomes Stanley.
Pushes her to the back of the Athos queue

I can wait my turn. I am sure he is man enough for all of us!

I have been busy not cutting the grass, doing dishes, hoovering, washing, general crap clearing, sorting my dd pit, studying and searching for new life, too. I'm very tired now.

I have been sleeping and sneezing mainly.

Oooh are dungarees back in circulation then?

Decided that even though I'm ill, I'm going daaaan the pub later too. Athos and I walk the same way home, so I'm hoping that once we've been for kebabs, d'art will sling his hook, giving ample bosom opportunity for Athos to get all deep and meaningful with me.

Stanley- I don't know how long you have lurked for but what I will say is Hannah in particular is rather possessive and Mavis to a lesser degree.

You could be waiting a while.

Oh em eff gee!

I have had a B.R.I.L.L.I.A.N.T idea. Hannah you will all love this! For the last episode we should have a big old virtual party and create a Musketeer themed dish and post the picture on here! It could be anything like, Athos Moody Fuck Cake, just a cake but it has a sad beardy face crying. Or even invent a cocktail if you're really got nothing better to do going for it! Jazzy Aramis. It can be cream based?

Let's do it!!!

Although I do know it's on Mothers Day so it might not work quite so well if you're all busy...

okay this has gotten out of hand....I need to complain and this seems the obvious place to do it.

The sex appeal of this show has leaked out all over my other viewing and I have started to find seriously inappropriate characters in other shows I am currently watching way waaaaay too attractive. This is SERIOUS. I watched last weeks episode then actually started to fall for everyone from Dr. Rush in SG-U to Diesel 10 in Thomas the Tank Engine ffs.

Please PLEASE can we do something to remove this menace from our screens?

Ooh I'm in MTM!

Right then...

I come bearing news, and a plan.

The news is.... Overall, however, the Czech Republic has proved an excellent match for 1630s France. For court rooms and church interiors, the crew decamped to 12th century Krivoklat Castle. For the royal palace, they switched between Plos-kovice Castle and central Prague’s Strahov Monastery (which doubled for the House of Lords in Casino Royale).

Inspired by Anne's link up thread, I have been off researching.

But The Plan is based on another juicy little nugget of information... it is how we will infiltrate the cast...

First of all, we need the right look.

You must all purchase..
ONE OF THESE

Or perhaps some would prefer... THIS VERSION
Although I would strongly advise against this option, feeling something a little more inconspicuous will better suit The Plan.

Then, we need to blend in... unlike those amateurs we don't have time for BootCamp. So instead I have sourced some intensive training materials for use...

You must watch THIS

...followed by THIS

I will arrange transport. We will arrive by cloak of darkness on a Sunday evening.

Destination.... a MONASTERY on the outskirts of the village they are filming in - DOSKANY. It is currently occupied by NUNS, some of whom have been caught poking their heads out OCCASIONALLY.
This is how we will INFILTRATE the SET.

Ladies, this is your mission, should you choose to accept it.

This post may, or may not self destruct at some point in the future.

(Sorry about all the dramatic text. It's force of habit)

(arf arf arf arf arf arf arf)

Malcolm... That. Is. Inspired.

I'm in.

IceBeing ... I'm sorry... did you say.. remove from our screens?....?

... Everyone get her!

BUNDLE

Hannah, that is great, however a couple of us (sparkle and I) are already not in place, in a tavern, not fully corseted.
Hence why I spent the afternoon not grumping about with Athos and Dog.

So, we couldn't sneak in a few of you under our skirts if the nun thing seems too complicated.

Could I serve nuts?

Hannah that is AMAZING stalkduggery! You have come good, girl.

Oh it's going to be so brilliant when we roll up

Is it sad that I'm actually going off to google those places?

Oh & I am so stalking D'Art's Twitter for info as he seems to like to share (I bet he does). Once this series finishes I am going to live voraciously through what he is giving away. I'm not even on Twitter, I don't really get it, but I managed to get that Radio 1 footage out of it so I must be doing something right. BTW, it wasn't weird, it was HOT. (Old enough to be his mother? Bollocks to that) Perhaps I should tweet him & tell him w're nearly on our way?

Oops x-post Twit

Yeah....beat you to it.

He was hot, yes, having to do that over some bloke, weird.

So....while you were not grumping about with Athos & Dog this afternoon I def wasn't with Aramis

I've already got a nun costume, and I can ride a horse

Ice Get. Them. Off. Our. Screens? Not so bloody likely

MTM I'm going away for the weekend and I can't cook for shit. I'll bring the beer

Porthos hasn't offered to boff the grumps away either. Nice corset, sparkle, is it a new one?

I think I meant vocariously in my post above, not voraciously.

It's LetUsPrey's fault for putting those grey shirt pics up the minute I was walking out the door to work. Bloody waste of a day it's been.

Oh, I don't know what happened with that get them off our screens bit, I didn't write it like that

Thanks Twit. Yes tis new. Takes quite a while to undo though (says Aramis)