Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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[QueenAnneofAustria]

Isn't that in about 20 years? Planning a bit far ahead aren't you.

[HannahHorvath]

Oh darn it. You spotted me.

No, I am also not your mother Anne.

And as far as I can tell, neither you nor Mavis, Malcolm, Drink, Stinkers, Sparkle, Twit, Obloms, or LetusPrey are my mother. I would say that was indeed progress.

[LetUsPrey]

I'm a bit that Mavis is NW too

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

What was that thing: 9 degrees of Kevin Bacon? or 7? It was about everyone in Holywood is related to KB by seven, erm, persons. So applying that, we must know each other or know of people who know the others.

But it would require some personal info so . Can we close this thread? Like a facebook group

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Hannah but I might be your daughter!

[HannahHorvath]

I had palpitations when I first read that Drink. I thought it said close the thread. As in end it.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

OMG lolz. killed you all again. loooosas. ha ha ha ha ah a,

[HannahHorvath]

Nah, none of my kids would have such saggy tits.

[QueenAnneofAustria]

It cannot end. It just cannot.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

NO! LIke, erm, close to the public.

[HannahHorvath]

Or loose lady gardens morals.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

My tits are very nice. pencil test apssed and all.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I'm THE ONLY ONE with some sort of any morals on this thread. My fidelity to Armand is exemplary and the subject of fairy tales and ballads.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

My lady garden has always got top marks too. so it's a bit dusty, bof! (in French)

[QueenAnneofAustria]

I don't know Oblomov has pretty sound morals, she negotiated the peace treaty and prays for us and it letting the King have some fun.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I don't know how she can attend the church and then come here

I think she has the special place at the confessional, it has a plaque with her name and all.

[Sparklegeek]

Slacking off a bit there boys.

I bet that leather is sweaty though.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

obviously it's only dusty in RL. Armand keeps it nice and fresh. he's a very thorough featherer.

[QueenAnneofAustria]

She is very restrained and I am going to reward her with her very own King spreadsheet tomorrow.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Wel, I'm the REsident Showerer, Sparkle so I'm on it!

[QueenAnneofAustria]

So how to we go about finishing this thread so the sleeping wenches wake up to the shiny new one?

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Kind spreadsheet of what?! The King...?

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

Oh, go on then. I was supposed to go to bed early as I have a lot to do tomorrow.

[QueenAnneofAustria]

Yes, she very politely asked to have one devoted to the King.

[DrinkFeckArseGirls]

I can see I'm the only one dedicated to the cause. ANne write quicker and more rubbish. like me