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Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

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MalcolmTuckersMistress · 16/03/2014 20:55

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

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QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 22:59

Isn't that in about 20 years? Planning a bit far ahead aren't you.

HannahHorvath · 20/03/2014 23:04

Oh darn it. You spotted me.

No, I am also not your mother Anne.

And as far as I can tell, neither you nor Mavis, Malcolm, Drink, Stinkers, Sparkle, Twit, Obloms, or LetusPrey are my mother. I would say that was indeed progress.

LetUsPrey · 20/03/2014 23:04

I'm a bit Grin that Mavis is NW too

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:05

What was that thing: 9 degrees of Kevin Bacon? or 7? It was about everyone in Holywood is related to KB by seven, erm, persons. So applying that, we must know each other or know of people who know the others.

But it would require some personal info so Sad. Can we close this thread? Like a facebook group

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:05

Hannah but I might be your daughter!

HannahHorvath · 20/03/2014 23:09

I had palpitations when I first read that Drink. I thought it said close the thread. As in end it.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:09

OMG lolz. killed you all again. loooosas. ha ha ha ha ah a,

HannahHorvath · 20/03/2014 23:10

Nah, none of my kids would have such saggy tits.

Grin
QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 23:10

It cannot end. It just cannot.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:10

NO! LIke, erm, close to the public.

HannahHorvath · 20/03/2014 23:11

Or loose lady gardens morals.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:11

My tits are very nice. pencil test apssed and all.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:13

I'm THE ONLY ONE with some sort of any morals on this thread. My fidelity to Armand is exemplary and the subject of fairy tales and ballads.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:14

My lady garden has always got top marks too. so it's a bit dusty, bof! (in French)

QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 23:14

I don't know Oblomov has pretty sound morals, she negotiated the peace treaty and prays for us and it letting the King have some fun.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:15

I don't know how she can attend the church and then come here

I think she has the special place at the confessional, it has a plaque with her name and all.

Sparklegeek · 20/03/2014 23:17

Slacking off a bit there boys.

I bet that leather is sweaty though.

Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI
DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:18

obviously it's only dusty in RL. Armand keeps it nice and fresh. he's a very thorough featherer.

QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 23:18

She is very restrained and I am going to reward her with her very own King spreadsheet tomorrow.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:19

Wel, I'm the REsident Showerer, Sparkle so I'm on it!

QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 23:19

So how to we go about finishing this thread so the sleeping wenches wake up to the shiny new one?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:20

Kind spreadsheet of what?! The King...?

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:20

Oh, go on then. I was supposed to go to bed early as I have a lot to do tomorrow.

QueenAnneofAustria · 20/03/2014 23:20

Yes, she very politely asked to have one devoted to the King.

DrinkFeckArseGirls · 20/03/2014 23:21

I can see I'm the only one dedicated to the cause. ANne write quicker and more rubbish. like me

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