Muskepervs Anonymous. Wenches apply within. Part VI

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Come and join us bent over the chicken coop! We are here once again for our continued and most enojoyabke celebration of very VERY sexy men with beards dressed in leather.

We believe in sharing so there really is enough for everyone. We do, however, have a policy of only one at a time.

Not really...THE MORE THE MERRIER!

So get your swords off get your swords off honey. Shake it now now, get 'em off down town!

Part one


part two

part three

part four

part five

[TwitMcAwesome]

Hang on though, we are still talking about fictional characters aren't we? Well just bluff our way out saying we are a book group and doing the musketeers. (Arf)

[AnneWentworth]

Well at least one if us has read it and two are in the process. Although I am not sure how we explain away the Cardinal finger obsession.

Although this is anonymous except where I have given away lots of details

[Sparklegeek]

TBH I think I've confused myself. One minute I'm in a corset & the next I'm on ye olde Twitter & Radio 1

[TwitMcAwesome]

Sparkle, the tavern we are in has wifi. We aren't actually prancing around in the 1600's.

[TwitMcAwesome]

And we can blame hannah and mtm for any ahem, overexcitement.
but I luffs them they are funny

[Sparklegeek]

Oh yeah.



Eh?

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

WOWZERS! My tits are aaaaammmmaaaazing in a corset. Right that's it, I'm going to experiment with lesbianism and I chose Milady.

The only problem I have is I really really don't want to go near another's vage? I could touch boobs though. What do I do?

Although having said that if I stood next to her naked I would look like Hagrid from Harry Potter and then feel really shit about myself.

Ok fuck that. For that very reason lesbianism is not for me. I'm back on the cock! I'm in the mood for some mature fun tonight boys!

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Also does anyone know the exact point in last night epidsode where Arrrrrmand says "arousing"? I need to listen to it over and over and over and over and over again. I am the Scotch tape Skeleton.

[TwitMcAwesome]

Mtm, try 21 minutes. The beasts are eating so it's all gone quiet....

[LetUsPrey]

I think I've caught up.

I'll have to have one of Constance's corsets.

Aramis remains on top , not sure who's second though between the other musketeers. Prolly just take who's not busy.

And ZOMG who's ready for next week's episode?!?

[LetUsPrey]

Sunday seems so far away

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

That's it. Athos is getting ridden until his eyes burst.

[MalcolmTuckersMistress]

Hahah look where my stupid iPlayer stuck...

[IceBeing]

I can confirm the blame for all my non-specific perving lies at the musketeers feet...no musketeers today and I just watched the whole of day of the diesels without even once fantasizing about diesel 10s claw...

Okay so can I either a) get them removed from TV. b) get nekkid with Athos for the rest of my life?

I mean who is in charge of the queue here?

[AnneWentworth]

I think you'll find Hannah and Mavis fighting over that one.

[MavisGrind]

Evening all... Oh yes, back of Athos those who didn't claim him from day one I might be slightly less gobby a bit quieter about my Athos-lets-get-you-out-of-that-gump sessions with the lovely pauldron clad beardy I can be quite fierce about it.

Right off to catch up probably an try and persuade the dcs to put themselves to bed.

[HannahHorvath]

I AM THE QUEUE!

Mavis I was here from day one. I just couldn't post because my forefinger was sprained at the time, making typing almost impossible.

Anyway, it's a done deal. I'm on my way to Prague, in my corset. He's mine already...

[Sparklegeek]

Straighten your corset Twit! Incoming wench! Oh no, we're all right, we've left Athos alone with his beer.

[TwitMcAwesome]

Yeah, he's still grumping in the corner. At least Dog is trying.

[Stinklebell]

Er, excuse me a minute, Mavis, if you'd like to go back and check, I think you'll find I bagsied Athos on the first page of the first thread

You can all fuck off to the back of the queue!

[Sparklegeek]

Holy Mother of God, have just watched that preview of next week.

Squuuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeee I think Aramis' white pants are a bit see-through

Just going back to check.

[Sparklegeek]

WAILLLLLLLLLLLLL! I don't want there to only be 2 eps left Why can't it be on all the effing time like Waterloo Frigging Road??????

[IceBeing]

Okay - how about we kidnap someone from the air traffic control tower at heathrow? They must be good at organising this sort of thing......I mean what could go wrong with wenches in corsets stacked up to 10,000 feet, each spiralling slowly downwards to a much anticipated 'wheels down' with the musketeer of their choice? Separate runway for each I am thinking....

[Sparklegeek]

WTAF?! That's the King on the right too!