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Victoria Coren-Mitchell - oh dear. Why did she wear that dress on the tv last night?

225 replies

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 01/09/2026 16:11

I am mystified as to why anyone with her money, and presumably access to advice, would wear that awful dress! It simply didn’t fit. She could not do it up and even DH noticed the very obvious VPL. Doesn’t anyone on Only Connect just say “No”?

OP posts:
Lottapianos · 02/09/2026 15:14

'My main objection to VCM (and yes I KNOW this will be because they have to keep it a certain length etc etc) is that she does that weird wittery unfunny ramble at the end and I'm just thinking they could have used the time for more missing vowels, as that is my only time to shine.'

Oh god, it really is terrible. Utter cringe. I really like her - she's very smart and funny - but no idea why she inflicts this on us, and herself, every week

ShanghaiDiva · 02/09/2026 15:19

Agree. Absolutely cringeworthy and takes valuable time away from missing vowels where I also shine!

thisismeithinkorisit · 02/09/2026 15:41

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 01/09/2026 21:11

@GlensHutchisonsRobertsonsStephek
It is possible to comment without it being “bitchy”. The photo doesn’t show the VPL (it was very obvious)!or the fact it didn’t go over her bust. That photo is photoshopped!

@Chucklebunnie Yes, but why doesn’t she wear something flattering? I’m mystified as to why not.

So provide your own

thisismeithinkorisit · 02/09/2026 15:44

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 02/09/2026 12:45

No one would take a photo of her on screen. No, I’m asking a reasonable question as to why a rich women doesn’t care about her clothes. She cares about hair and make up, but not clothes in this instance. It’s very odd! I watched the programme and that photo is not accurate and is a side view!

You'retaking your different style choices to her and assuming that means she doesn't care. If I see you and I don't like your dress or how you look in it, would it be reasonable to assume you dint care how you look?

KaleidoscopeSmile · 02/09/2026 16:03

SheilaFentiman · 02/09/2026 14:08

Again - there are millions of posters on MN.

If you are going to accuse people on this thread of being bloody hypocrites, can you back that up with instances of specific posters here who are defending VCM, criticising other celebrity dresses on other threads?

What do you mean "Again"?

Do you have other posts on this thread and do you think I've read them?

Waitingfordoggo · 02/09/2026 16:04

SisterTeatime · 02/09/2026 14:06

What is the point of a Style and Beauty board if everyone gets all up in arms when someone posts an opinion on a dress?

Personally I think VCM can’t dress for toffee, it’s just an opinion, it’s not a crime to be interested in clothes any more than it is to be uninterested in them.

Oh, I didn’t even realise this was on the S&B board… I clicked on it from active. Thought it was an AIBU.

Westfacing · 02/09/2026 16:50

Having now seen the dress I'd say that ruched front around the bust is designed to look as though you're bursting out of it - there is a certain sexy 'look at me' about it, rather like those ruched-bum leggings!

There was someone else the other day pictured in a blouse with the same ruched front and a jacket over - again it gave the impression that it was too tight but it's seems it's designed to look like that!

canklesmctacotits · 02/09/2026 17:00

MeetMeOnTheCorner · 02/09/2026 12:45

No one would take a photo of her on screen. No, I’m asking a reasonable question as to why a rich women doesn’t care about her clothes. She cares about hair and make up, but not clothes in this instance. It’s very odd! I watched the programme and that photo is not accurate and is a side view!

This is so ridiculous it’s funny 😂. Why does any woman, rich or poor, have to care about her clothes?! I’d LOVE to hear your answer 😀

CreativeGreen · 02/09/2026 17:31

canklesmctacotits · 02/09/2026 17:00

This is so ridiculous it’s funny 😂. Why does any woman, rich or poor, have to care about her clothes?! I’d LOVE to hear your answer 😀

They don't have to, but most do, and I'll warrant VCM is one of them. Whether she cares what anyone else thinks is another matter, of course.

PhaedraTwo · 02/09/2026 17:46

BlueFahrenheit · 01/09/2026 21:14

It looks like an average and basic dress to me.

Either way, she looks fine.

Looks fine to me. Admittedly I'm biased against the instructions to "wear something flattering" as that usually means something dreadful.

JudyTeeny · 02/09/2026 17:53

I thought it was the style of dress- worn open with a camisole or vest top underneath. I didn't notice the VPL in the split second you see her full length, but I don't tend to look at women's bums.
She probably cares about fashion (massive con) as much as I do. Good job I'm not brainy enough to host OC, I'd get millions of complaints!

KittyHigham · 02/09/2026 17:55

I’m asking a reasonable question as to why a rich women doesn’t care about her clothes. She cares about hair and make up, but not clothes in this instance. It’s very odd!*
Yourconclusion that VCM doesn't care about her clothes is nonsensical. You're either basing it on seeing her wear this one dress which would be a very limited source of 'evidence' or you have seen her many times, in which case it would be patently obvious to you that she does care about what she wears because she makes very definite style choices.

You are at perfect liberty to like or dislike her choices but to feign confusion is disingenuous.

Lots of women choose to ignore standard style expectations for lots of reasons. Hopefully mostly because they care more about what they themselves like rather than the opinions of others

Teddleshon1 · 02/09/2026 19:25

The dress was crazily tight, especially the bottom half. A size up would have looked great.

SheilaFentiman · 02/09/2026 20:03

SheilaFentiman · 01/09/2026 22:10

There are millions of posters on MN. There’s no way of knowing if posters on this thread sticking up for VCM have been giving CW stick on other threads. I, for one, have never posted about CW and I wouldn’t be vastly surprised if the same is true of PPs here,

Here you go, @KaleidoscopeSmile - to save you being bothered to look back.

I do think it’s ironic that you have decided the posters on this thread are “bloody hypocrites” because of past threads on S&B about other slebs, and not only do you give no evidence that anyone here has posted on such a thread in the past, you can’t even be arsed to read the whole of this thread.

You have a lovely evening now.

Piggywaspushed · 07/09/2026 20:12

Preoccupied watching this as to whether VCM has a MN seal of approval tonight.

middleagedmermaid · 07/09/2026 21:21

If I was her or any other woman on TV, I wouldn't give a flying f**k what other people thought about my outfit. We've all had moments where we know the outfit isn't quite the one, but it's all we've got and there's stuff to do so we just live with it and delete the worst photos. As for the observant husband, our family has me, three teenage daughters, two very forthright mothers/in law and one Downton Dowager-esque Grandmother who can be popping in and present for anything we watch at any time. If any of the men in our family happen to have an opinion (positive or negative) on the shape of a body, the fit of a dress or a visible underwear line they long ago learnt to keep it to themselves.

SabrinaThwaite · 08/09/2026 00:44

Piggywaspushed · 07/09/2026 20:12

Preoccupied watching this as to whether VCM has a MN seal of approval tonight.

I was too busy shouting BREAD to notice.

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 06:44

ME TOO!

Piggywaspushed · 08/09/2026 06:46

And ' GINGER ROGERS, OBVIOUSLY!'.

I loved that they thought Kenny could somehow be an anagram.

MyThreeWords · 08/09/2026 08:09

Does anyone remember the time years ago when VCM popped up on a Mumsnet thread to apologise for something she had done that was mildly wrong and which posters had been criticising her for?

I can't remember any of the details. But in my very hazy recollection she had made some satirical comment about MN in a column or somesuch. MNers thought it was unfair, and, according to her apology (which I'm pretty sure was actually in an MN thread?), she decided that she agreed.

Anyway, that cemented the idea that I have of her as a lovely kind and honest person, with the resilience and humour needed to make a sincere apology right here in the bear pit.

I do worry that she might be reading this thread, and I hope that the same resilience might mean that she is just chortling at all the daft criticism of her clothing.

PhaedraTwo · 08/09/2026 09:20

JeanSimmons · 02/09/2026 14:16

I'm mystified as to why you think she owes you 'flattering'? Get over yourself!

Agreed. I'm puzzled why anyone would bother making this thread. Moderately famous woman wears a slightly too tight dress.

nomas · 08/09/2026 09:22

KaleidoscopeSmile · 02/09/2026 16:03

What do you mean "Again"?

Do you have other posts on this thread and do you think I've read them?

You don't have any examples then.

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 08/09/2026 12:59

PhaedraTwo · 08/09/2026 09:20

Agreed. I'm puzzled why anyone would bother making this thread. Moderately famous woman wears a slightly too tight dress.

Because people sometimes like to talk about trivial subjects, @PhaedraTwo. Everything doesn’t have to be Deep and Meaningful.

PhaedraTwo · 08/09/2026 13:14

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 08/09/2026 12:59

Because people sometimes like to talk about trivial subjects, @PhaedraTwo. Everything doesn’t have to be Deep and Meaningful.

No, of course, but being interesting might help. It's still "moderately famous woman wore a slightly too tight dress which OP didn't like"

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 08/09/2026 13:16

They clearly did think it was sufficiently interesting to justify a thread, @PhaedraTwo. Different people find different things Re are plenty of MN threads I don’t think are interesting - I don’t read them or post on them.

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