Haha I can imagine it now, the California Bodies thread: We Steam Our Vag Not Our Veg 🤣 (the latter is eaten raw, obvs).
Technically MM isn't an inverted triangle, she's a trapezoid which is a term we don't even use here except for men's bodies, it's somewhere between triangle and square/straight, shoulders aren't that wide they just appear so proportionally.
I don't think the check jumpsuit looks bad but I'll totally believe you as I once tried one on too and thought it looked terrible but I shared a picture on here and yous all disagreed and some lurker eagerly wanted to buy it 🤷
Don't talk to me about check though, I'd found some lovely linen and cotton blend check from a haute couture deadstock place for an okay price and had a draft drape up on my mini mannequin and then I was reading a book about drafting sewing patterns which said in no uncertain terms that hourglass body shapes should never wear check I know this, really, but thought if I made it myself I stood a chance...
I don't know what Trinny is on about with wider sleeves, doesn't make sense to me, wider sleeves just make me look heavy, unless you mean sort of wider short sleeves that stand away from the body, sometimes that works but it needs to be really nice fabric and there's the downfall.
I doubt it sounds all that terrible to English ears in Spanish, Red, but I totally get it, I don't swear in Dutch but do in English, when in Rome and all that (and I don't really swear with Americans and change my spelling).
I'm contemplating a silk dress by Madewell on Vinted but I remember it being overpriced crap last I saw it, with no silk in sight, just cheap flimsy cotton, did it have a good period at some point? Anyhow, not buying until I've had a nose around the shops tomorrow, going to see what the secondhand shops have in.