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Intimate whitening

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cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:02

So I've always wanted to ' brighten ' my downstairs but I would like some recommendations please

I've looked online and the products range from £10-£100
I know you get what you pay for but obviously want to be careful what I'm putting on my bits lol

Thanks

Ladies

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Bleurghghghgh · 07/03/2017 17:03

Skin bleaching, especially at home, is really, really dangerous.

Why are you even considering this?!

Miloarmadillo1 · 07/03/2017 17:04

bleurgh was exactly what I thought. WTF?

AnyFucker · 07/03/2017 17:04

Thanks

"Ladies"

Are you even a laydee ?

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito · 07/03/2017 17:04

You want to whiten your labia? Or what part of your genitalia? The hair?

Why?

dementedpixie · 07/03/2017 17:05

I just don't know why you'd want to tbh

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito · 07/03/2017 17:05

This can't be real.

AndShesGone · 07/03/2017 17:05

The idea that anyone would self harm like this is just awful. Sad

AnyFucker · 07/03/2017 17:06

Anal bleaching innit

Madness

Annesmyth123 · 07/03/2017 17:06

Anus bleaching? Or vulva? Why would you? Is this really a thing now?

SweetApple · 07/03/2017 17:06

I think I've read on MN about women bleaching their anus. Not sure why though.

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 07/03/2017 17:06

You want a ghostly white vulva?

Is this a new trend? Does it have a name?

DramaAlpaca · 07/03/2017 17:07

Why on earth would you want to do that?

The mind boggles Confused

cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:07

Lol

Yes I am a women!!

Because my skin is quite dark down there and you can lighten the skin around it.

I thought it was quite common?!
Maybe I watch too much porn..

This is a genuine post, honest!!!

If you google it you will be there are lots of products out there for it

I've always thought about it since having children and I think where the skin stretches it can get very dark and as I say I just wanna lightening it that's all

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SweetApple · 07/03/2017 17:07

Maybe wiping your bum with Domestos a few times would do the job nicely.

ImperialBlether · 07/03/2017 17:07

Of course, KingJoffrey, so she can see it in the dark!

MichaelSheensNextDW · 07/03/2017 17:08

I brightened my downstairs beautifully with Dulux brilliant white.

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito · 07/03/2017 17:08

Anus bleaching?

I do so despair at the state of the world.

Who gives a fuck what colour your anoooooos is? Confused

SweetApple · 07/03/2017 17:08

You are seriously bonkers.
What exact shade of pink do you have in mind?
Who is going to see it and pass comment on the shade of your labia?

AnyFucker · 07/03/2017 17:08

Just wait until your pubes go grey

Job done

Annesmyth123 · 07/03/2017 17:09

Why would you do this? Seriously. Why?

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 07/03/2017 17:09

Tippex?

RhinestoneCowgirl · 07/03/2017 17:09

yy SweetApple, it's thanks to MN that I know that anal bleaching is a thing Confused

Annesmyth123 · 07/03/2017 17:09

A woman who watches too much porn? What the fuck?

MinimumPaymentMaximumBurrito · 07/03/2017 17:09

If someone cares about the darkness of your fanjo or anus skin, they need mental support, something's gone wrong for them.

cantwaitforsummertimeeeeeee · 07/03/2017 17:10

Lol!!!

No not anal bleaching it's actually called intimate whitening and yes it's a thing and yes honestly it's a real post

I know it can be dangerous doing at home but so can anything?!

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