what do you imagine I look like...

[fruitshootsandheaves]

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

I don't know what I imagine you actually look like, but I see you as a leafy branch when I see your name, for some reason

Bamboo

Chinese

I imagine you are clever and literate, as your name is a pun on the famous book with a similar name

What about me ?

What about me then? Do people think I'm pink and stand on one leg?

No, I think you, flamingo are a northener with a penchant for bingo.

screaming young mum, (early 20') nicely dressed, ~does coffee

Anyone do me?

Reality

Are you sure your name is not DelusionismyonlyReality

You have a very vivid imagination

I think you must have a narcissistic streak a mile wide to have started this thread

a little bottle of kiddie drink

you are very pink and play games with balls with numbers on

I would like to make it clear that I am neither cylindrical, ginger, nor fizzy.
Thank you.

liahgen Hee hee . Actually I am late 30's. Does tea (but is desperate not to appear Middle Class).

you are 5 ft 5 with shoulder length fair hair

you have a black fleecy jacket and blue jeans

you are a doggie person

you like to sit with one leg hanging over your seat

now do me, go on, go on......

random woman in street any

Ahh, more naval gazing....

AnyFucker - You walk around with your hand up and your middle finger in the air, looking a bit pissed off

I am not a Northener, nor do I play bingo, although I can see how people may have made that error

you are size 14 but in denial and therefore have the most appalling muffin tops and treble boobs. you think a ponytail is a hairstyle

liahgen let me see: several pretty (blonde) children. Bake your own cakes. Involved in bringing new lives into the world

reality you are very sensible - I have no idea why I have that opinion of you, but I do!

i suspect that is alot of mumsnet