I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I am not Jeffrey because I know that it's a coat, not a bloody kidney.

every time I refresh the page, more appear.

every time I refresh the page, more appear.

I am not Jeffrey because I invented the Period Peeler. Plus my mother loves me.

Crisps

are you Jeff though? hiding in plain sight?
tsk tsk

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm having a child free wedding, didn't invite everyone that I sent a save the date card to and don't understand why my friend that I didn't invite doesn't want to help me with the decorations.

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm not a cunt.

I'm not Jeffrey because I know how to permanently relocate an imaginary monster from my sock to the sugar bowl.

And I'm staying at a spa that doesn't allow breastfed babies.

This is my first namechange ever. I don't feel like myself anymore but I sure as fuck ain't Jeffrey.

I am not Jeffery because I am not a man-bitch, and don't dissappear after posting a few times, in a condescending manner.

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I have a brown leather sofa. Am I bovered JFRY?

Arse. Ignore that I was c&ping to quote akk and have sucked up her half her emoticons into my italics.

Honey Jufray? Is that you??

I am not Jeffrey.

He's the kind of bloke who has a very bright security light.

I thought it were proper Magic. I'm on iPhone app and all I had was a blank white page with a lone Scottish emoticon

You could so hack MN if you tried.

I have never immac'd a baby - but i know someone who has!

I don't believe you. No one would be that stupid.

I'm not Jeffrey, because I have an infected Bartholin's cyst, but I am not posting a photo for the sporners.

Boo

I'm not Jeffrey, because I once started a thread involving bumsex and Centre Parcs.

I have an Uncle Jeffrey, but he mostly sells carpets.

I'm not Jeffrey because I have pombears and a yoni!

I am not Jeffery because I still can't post a blank post...