I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I'm not Jeffrey because I spend 90% of my day trying to work out Phillips lumea or boots version?

And I've never covered my penis in naice ham and washed it in a beaker whilst wearing a wolf fleece, eating pombears and having a yoni massage.

And I know what my favourite biscuit is!

I am not Jaephry, but I AM a Christmas ponce and am so happy that we have declared today the official launch date of the

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[fJefri]

I'm not Jefferey, I left the bastard.

And I always carry a spare table-cloth and expect other respectable women to do so.

I'm not Jeffrey because I would rather buy an expensive handbag than a bench - too impractical as it is far too heavy, wood can snag our clothes and your keys and lippy will fall through the slats.

I'm not Jeffrey because I would rather buy an expensive handbag than a bench - too impractical as it is far too heavy, wood can snag your clothes and your keys and lippy will fall through the slats.

I suspect Jeffrey knows all about spermy towels. Probably not sex towels though tbh

If further evidence is required, I'm not Jeffrey because I am actually Brian from Hull.

Ladies.... form an orderly queue please and I'll get my Marigolds....

I can't think of a single reason why I am not Jeffrey. Maybe I am Jeffrey . . .

Maybe you are indeed…

Where do you stand on Naice Ham, hm?!

I could be Jeffery because I have feature walls, twigs and pebbly shit and have in the past had a leather sofa.

However, I don't think I am because I bf my ds (not in Primark) and did blw.

ok. I think all ham is pretty tasty, frankly.

ok. I think all ham is pretty tasty, frankly.

I have never immac'd a baby - but i know someone who has!

I am not Jeffery because for my wedding I had a wishing well so guests could contribute to our kitchen fund. When we didn't get enough donations I went bridezilla on there ass

I am not Jeffery, but I like hacking mumsnet

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I think all ham is pretty tasty, frankly

I'm not Jeffrey.
I don't give a shit about proving anything.
you know me or you don't.

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I have thought long and hard about this and I can only conclude that I am not Jeffrey by dint of my not being a complete and utter bellend.

and I have had sex at least once. Which I imagine is more than Jeffrey

I have thought long and hard about this and I can only conclude that I am not Jeffrey by dint of my not being a complete and utter bellend.

and I have had sex at least once. Which I imagine is more than Jeffrey

I have thought long and hard about this and I can only conclude that I am not Jeffrey by dint of my not being a complete and utter bellend.

and I have had sex at least once. Which I imagine is more than Jeffrey

I have thought long and hard about this and I can only conclude that I am not Jeffrey by dint of my not being a complete and utter bellend.

and I have had sex at least once. Which I imagine is more than Jeffrey

goodness! Why are my posts appearing so many times?

Jeffrey? Is that you?

goodness! Why are my posts appearing so many times?

Jeffrey? Is that you?

Crikey Crisps - i've seen that posting style somewhere before!