I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

Have we had confirmation that Jeffrey isn't actually Brian? And that he was just feeling a bit of yoni lonely for the attention?

I demand to know MNHQ!

I am not Jeffrey because I eat fat balls from the fridge.

Also I am not a cockwombling wankbadger!

I wish I was Jeffrey, then I could risk a prison sentence to steal have all the emoticons all the time too

Lol at this..... I'm not Jeffrey as I remember the judge in South Wales and were planned a meet-up (seriously showing how long I've been on here for now!).

I'm not Jeffrey because I've just given myself the mumsnet haircut and now i look shit.

I loved the Mumsnet haircut it always looked great when I had long hair.

I am not Jeffrey because I pooed on my skirt at work today

Then you're obviously more skillful than me HoneyDragon

Also I have adopted FONAR as my new bestie

I think the emoticons DO work all the time. You just have to know them?

Pickleandchutney

As a pp said, I'm enjoying the reminder of some of the old threads

it's not skill, I think it either works with your hair or doesn't. Good scissors help. Getting drunk and using kitchen scissors doesn't.

Nope, they are sneaky and withhold the holiday ones

I think you're right. I just have stupid hair.

Jeffhas... does that mean that you can DTD in 3 minutes instead of the usual 3 hours? (Now tempted to NC to Jeffhasamicropeniswithaddedgrill).

Sorry. Getting too silly now.

I am not Jeffrey because I am counting down and there are 127 days to go until Christmas

Also bcause I have not RTFT so I don't know whether anyone's said that already...

"Then you're obviously more skillful than me HoneyDragon "

Me too. I ended up looking like a Billy Ray Cyrus impersonator

Testing testing testing

Yay!

Saskia

If I had been Jeffrey I would have used the right spelling, and have been called GEOFFREY. (Nearly called precious first born Geoffrey after the consultant who pulled him out of me)

Honey are we allowed more than one? If so I am not Jeffrey because I want to know whether Bernard and Beverly are still together and if not, did Beverly repaint the red room of pain with a very tasteful F and B hue before calling in the estate agents.

I'm not Jeffrey, as I know what a spermy sex towel is. And also never used my MN passwords for anything else so haven't had to re-register...

I am not Jay-free, nor can I be Katie Hopkins, as my DC are called Maybelline, Younique and Stuart.