I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

Or even naice ham, naive ham is just weird

I think I might be a little but Jeffrey is a phrase I shall adopt

Are you feeling a little but Jeffrey, op?

BIT ..... Goddsdammit

No you're not! I'm Angela Hernandez

:o

Calling any incoming troublemakers Jeffrey and greeting them like an old slightly dodgy mate will confuse them.

I'm not Jeffrey because I know what happened to Mr. Rochester's leg.

Yes, MN could alter the guidelines so that Jeffreyhunting is not allowed.

Poor Mr Rochester, he ails and malaises terribly since Mistress Hullygully fled our Manor after such persecution from the Po Militia.

I'm not Jeffrey.

Indeed...I still shed a tear every time I see a colander thinking of how lonely and neglected the hall is these days...

I am not Jeffery because, well, why I want to be when I can be adorable (geddit) also, my bed sheets haven't been washed for fecking weeks and are now minging, but the toilet brushes DH insists on buying are still quite clean.

But I don't care as my handbag was less than £1,000

I'm not Jeffrey, but I reckon he's an inadequate little weasel who takes the same approach to measuring his cock as M&S does to measuring backs for bras...

*i.e. he adds 4-5 to the true number"!

Lawks, were you an IPOAT Honey? I joined too late to feel I could crash the high jinks. And mostly had no idea what was going on

You wouldn't have seen much of me. I was repeatedly locked in my quarters for being forward. My intentions were oft pressed.

I am not Jeffrey , I shop at waitrose and Aldi

I'm not Jeffrey because I too googled dragon butter after being told not to, I know the Korean lady in the garden and also the trials and tribulations of dropping a booble plate behind a toilet

I'm not Jeffrey but I think he's friends with Wendy.

I'm not Jeffrey because I am neither grabby nor entitled

I'm not Jeffrey, I've been had by The Bat too many times!

Oh yeah and I also impressively jumped bra size from 34B to 30EE in an hour. Neither Wendy nor Joffrey could do that.

I think I might be a little but Jeffrey is a phrase I shall adopt

Are you feeling a little but Jeffrey, op?

Brilliant

First off, I think you'll find that I am Spartacus!

Which obviously confirms, again, that I can't be Jhephrie.

Oh and I love abusing chevrons, hash tagging and gavels.

#GAVELLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

Do you think he meant to be so rude?

I'm not Jeffers because I really couldnt be arsed to go to all that trouble!