I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I'm not Jeffrey because Jeffrey, for example, is a twat.

I'm not Jeffrey, I'm Gabby Loggon.

I'm not Jeffrey because I ate an artisan scotch egg

I'm not Jeffrey cos I won't have twigs and pebbly shit in my house!

I'm not Jeffrey because I have the urge to smash cakes in Tesco.

Also, I know that the Great Orange One RRRLHK.

Apologies, I have not RTFT but I am not Jeffrey cos I am Angela Hernandez

Also, i love a tiny wanker!

Is anyone else reading all these and going "fuck I know every one of these references, I spend waaaay to much time in here?"

I am not Jeffrey because I eat red Lego.

For Science.

I'm not Jeffrey because I've decided to dereg my old account and rereg using a homage to an old NN I had. Which is Jeffrey.

Also, I'm not a massive woman-hating cockwomble.

Which is not Jeffery

I'm not Jeffrey because I want to know what was in the locked garage. And I've seen a weebling pillowcase!

Sorry to go OT, but can anyone recommend a stylish, waterproof, warm winter coat that will cover my bottom?

never mind blue, my dd turned herself red, yellow and green as well as blue...

[honey is a lightweight] emotion. never immaced them though

I'm not Jeffrey because my nipples squirt milk when I see a nice piece of furniture that I covet or hear a ferry sounding its foghorn.

Je Suis Jeff oh bugger I missed the brief;
I'm not Jeffrey because
I AM SPARTACUS

Whoops, I've just realised that my post wasn't actually referencing anything I've seen on here, it was just something which I felt a lot of women (okay, a few) might relate to. I haven't been here long enough to have got it to be fluent in MNspeak.
Nevertheless, I'm not Jeffrey.

I'm not Jeffrey because I'm shamelessly place marking while I go and advance search to read about a Korean woman in someone's garden...

I'm not Jeffrey because I was around for the bobble-plate thread. (And sometimes re-read it when I need a laugh).

microferret.

Don't worry, squirting milk at a ferry foghorn is now officially a thing .

is also a thing, but a lot of posters hate it.

Hating is actually more of a thing than just .

#notjeffrey.

Don't get me started on unnecessary hashtags.

I'm not jeoffrey, I have no example to give DS has only just turned 1 I have not been here long enough....

I've yet to loose my buiscuit giving virginity even!!

I might be a little bit Jeffrey because my sink is distinctly unshiney.

Lovely to be reminded about some of those threads. I'd completely forgotten about the husband/fat ball and the elderly Korean lady/shed ones.

I'm not Jeffrey, because Jeffrey normally has his hand up my arse, which isn't very nice. That's why he has smelly hands. Poooohheeeeeyyyy.

In years to come,
We will remember these days,
Songs will be written,
Stories told,

Surviving Jeffgate will be the standard that we measure all new things to

Poo cubes, naive ham, calm down Jeffrey

That will be the new list