I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I'm not Jeffrey because gin.

Hawk, I stupidly, got DH to google 'munting' on his (company) phone (too scared to do it myself). We're both still slightly worried that his company will one day check his browsing history (despite him having had three phones since and his company having been taken over twice).

Actually I am definitely not Jeffrey because I feel I have to apologize for that unnecessary comma after the 'stupidly'.

I'm not Jeffrey because I don't own a toilet brush or park across anyone's driveway

The catisatwat, I can't possibly snort at how funny that is purely because of the misplaced comma, and that peeps is why I'm Definitely NOT Jeffrey cat.. (Hee hee DH's phone... Silky skills there my love!)

I think Thecatisatwat is my favourite NN ever. My cat is also a twat, so I can sympathise with that, as well as the misplaced comma.

Thecatisatwat

^because I can do that

I just googled 'munting'

I'm still not Jeffrey, I am still Spartacus

He can't really complain since he set the parental controls on my laptop so tight that I'm blocked from even searching for things like distillery tours in Scotland (to protect dd I hasten to add so don't tell me to LTB).

A few of us are having issues with our cats aren't we? (Tempted to NC to Mycatistwattierthanyours but after all the password changing palaver I can't be arsed).

I'm not Jeffery because I know exactly where my Pouch of Douglas is.

Mimi nooooo! Have some brain bleach.

This has us all chuckling at MNHQ Thank you all.

I am not Jeffrey because

So there.

I'm not Jeffrey because I have a proper nanny who makes her own pasta. And I was bitterly disappointed that she didn't sieve the flour properly with a high sift.

I'm not Jeffrey because I RTFT and saw SwearySwearyQuiteContrary had already done I'm not Jeffrey because I'm not a SpoonyFucker.

Jeffrey is just words on a screen

Trust nae fucker

On my screen that's 12 inches of emojis.

I feel like that should be rude, somehow...

Gratefully accepts bleach from TheCat

I had previously considered myself very open minded but I can now see I've been leading a very sheltered life

I'm also not Jeffrey because I never refer to my servants as boys, whether they work in the house or in the grounds.

One of my cats just puked on the carpet, then deposited a rather smelly turd in the litter tray. He's also a pain in the ass who needs constant love, validation, and demands attention in the middle of the night.

He's not called Jeffrey. Yet.

[helpful]

Are you Jeffrey?

No.

^complete sentence

I am not Jeffers because I haven't RTFT

Also ( I don't even need to guess that this has been mentioned elsewhere in the thread) because

I ENVISAGE ELDERLY KOREAN WOMAN LAUGHING AT THE WEEPING BICYCLE MONKEYS WHILST SIMULTAENOUSLY ADVISING SHARON HOW TO GET RED WINE OFF A GODDDAAAM WALL.

So there. And a Ye Gads for good measure.

I'm not Jeffrey because I haven't been Wendied that I know of

I have just re-registered with completely new details