I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I am not Jeffrey because i love Christmas too much.

Shite, maybe I am Jeff, nooo i'm confused now. If only I had a sparkly ticker to remind me how many beautiful children I have, hun xxx

I am not Jeffery because I am an atrocious cunt.

I'm not Jeffrey because I've just been admiring my chin hairs. Jeffrey dreams of the day he'll be able to do that.

I am not Jeffrey, but I am a ninja, an avid sporner and a graduate of the ten plussers.

I don't like 'trending' and I get a little shiver of excitement when I find a discarded shopping list.

I don't want to talk about dragon butter ever again

Things aren't the same since penis beaker

Oh yeah and I was also on his shit list .

You should bloody we'll know I'm not Jeffrey

I'm not jeffrey because I MN ALL DAY and never get any work done!

Fab thread honeydragon

I have a lovely long list of Mnetters I can happily give my bank details too and share personal information with

And may I just say

WEASELS ARE THE WRONG FUCKING SIZE AND THEY DO IT ON PURPOSE TO FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD.

#weaselsarebastards

I am not Jeffrey because I AM SPARTACUS

Also, I can tell a penguin from a guillemot at 10 paces.

I'm not Jeffrey because I wasn't invited to be a Moldie and am therefore excited to be one of the MN3000.

I'm not Jeffery because I'm not afraid to utter the name Mitmoo out loud.

Also because I remember when had a Santa hat (bring back with a santa hat!!!)

[ bear ] didn't work!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Polecats are the right size.

Have you seen the desk weasel?!

OH, hang on. he's back.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=d2CTVqt2wxU

Do you mean Ozzy? I love Ozzy videos

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I do mean Ozzy :o he's a trooper.

I'm not Jeffrey as I'm too brain fried following all these threads to be any use as a hacker!

Oh and I own a mumsnet scarf and Pom bears are a particular favourite dinner party snack in my home ;-) ha ha

Ah I came to say I'm not Jeffrey because I'm a Mexican house thief but somebody beat me to it.

I'm not Jeffrey because I was here pregnant and unsociable on NYE2013.

Me too Kryten re pregnant and NYE

I'm not Jeffery because I know which is the right way up for my Weetabix.

I also know what penguin bollards are