I'm not actually Jeffrey because

[HoneyDragon]

In the interests of putting rest the suspicion and paranoia amongst us.
Especially as many of us will be newbies again I feel we should all (including MNHQ) prove we're not Jeffrey. By posting something our Jeffrey just wouldn't do, but a Mnetter would.

It won't take long and it's for the greater good.

I shall begin

I'm not actually Jeffrey because I steal toilet brushes from Centerparcs.

Right, who's up next?

I'm not jeffrey because when I'm angry or scared I am not afraid to tell people directly and also say why I feel like that.

I'm also not j because I'm lying in bed eating cake and drinking tea that my DH has brought me for breakfast.

I'm not j again because today I'll enjoy sorting out and cleaning different cupboards and boxes and drinking tea and beer and listening to woman's hour podcasts in my garden whilst getting tanned and chatting on the phone. ????

I'm not Jeffrey because, I can make a whole chicken last a week. Make meals out of thin air, and I buy shop bought cakes to a bake sale.

I'm not namechanging. No way sirree. I like having a gross username, it goes with my personality.

I am not Jeffrey as I know I must always RTFT.

And my skincare regime is now impeccable.

I'm not Jeffrey. I know that Jeffrey is the man who left the woman's underwear in a MNer's attic along with a postcode. He's hiding out there right now, wearing his red frilly panties and suspenders.

I'm not Jeffrey because every sensible person knows that it should be Geoffrey.

Also, my cat shits on my flower beds rather than my neighbours (I hope).

I'm not Jeffrey because I've yet to be confused by a weasel.

Unlike some, eh, HoneyDragon?

I'm not Jeffrey because my search history includes
Dragon butter
Blue waffle
Munting
2 girls 1 cup and
Lenny Kravitz' cock

IANJ because I know being a yellow bander = no cake, no party bag and you will be expected to pay your own entrance fee.

I'm not Jeffery tyvm, because Jeffery has a pleather sofa and twigger shit in the corner.

*twiggy. Ffs

I'm not Jeffrey because I've never complained about a lemon drizzle cake

I'm not Jeffrey, because I like Cod, and pombears, and remember the naice lady being taken up the oxo tower.

I'm not Jeffery because i know what 'welcome to mumsnet' really means.

I'm not Jeffery because...

...sorry, btw...

...

...

... MITMOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

Je ne suis pas Jeffrey.

I also enjoy a little bit of PARD of an evening. So I'm definitely not Jeffrey.

I'm not Jeffrey because, I don't need a keyboard to make me feel powerful.

No......

.....I'm not Jeffrey;

......is a complete sentence.

How weird, the jeffery wanksock i just reported isnt on here

Going by the Hackergate thread it's clear I'm not Jeff because I can fucking spell!

Kk I am not Jeffrey. Hun xxx

I'm not Jeffery because I know which way the shopping divider thingies go on the till