Can we talk about spunk?

[LittleMissMankyPants]

So. Something that has never cropped up in conversation with my girlfriends. After-sex spunk. What do you all do about it?

Mine can take 24hrs to nicely re-materialise in my pants. So unless I want a soaking wet crotch I wear a sanitary pad. Which, if I'm having sex a few times a week, means I spend most of my life wearing pads with a manky spunky fanjo!

Please tell me I'm not the only one. Or am I doing something wrong?

There's a sex topic you know....

What she said.

If we must

Sneaky stuff ain't it

I have the solution but it'll cost you

Condoms or a quick rinse with a shower head helps. Not a full on douche though.

Unfortunately if you have a high cervix it does need to come back out and can take a while sadly.

Pantiners instead of a pad perhaps?

Well I've never had it "re-materialise" 24 hours later Your on your own with that one...

Oh god is this Penis Beaker 2: THE REVENGE?

It usually all falls out of me as soon as I stand up and that's it done! 24 hours later though? Fuck me that's grim.

Jeez !
Hmm

(I don't think there's anything wrong with you OP! It's just one of those crosses we women must bear)

I must have a really high cervix then. All the better for making room for DH's extra long penis

I suspect it might be wonky too judging by some nurse and midwife comments I've had.

You may have a handy shelf

Withdrawal?

I pop in a tampon as I hate sperm leakage and not feeling and smelling fresh despite a long hot shower afterwards. When removed a couple of hours later, it's all absorbed and no traces of it.

Post-coital acrobatics - a few squats, leaps and lunges plus a tactical/strategic cough, out it comes.

I don't recommend doing that naked if you value your carpet though. Use the curtains.

Tell him to come elsewhere.

at post-coital acrobatics

@commonsense
Like in the spare room?

Can you get him to blow his beans elsewhere?

In America (largely) it means 'courage & determination'.

I nearly choked on my crumpet when a character in a kids' TV show said something like 'I like a girl who's spunky'.

I clean up straight after sex . It comes out no problems !! I would hate having wear pads for days

I also use a tampon even though it tells me not to on the box. I like to live on the edge.

Dh often shoots his load on my tummy or boobs (if I'm ovulating to avoid making baby no 5)

24 hours!! I think you have a super fanny

This is all a bit spooky! Was just discussing penis beaker the other day in a bit to entice my other half into sex at his parents. He was having none of it. 🙄

24 hrs may have been an exaggeration. More like 12-18.

If I tell him to pull out and come somewhere else I anticipate having it sprayed all over the bedlinen.

Perhaps I could invent a 12v hand held pressure wash jet.