ALL NEW Road to Recovery for the Recently Ditched No. 4

[IfYoureHappyAndYouKnowIt]

Dearly Be-Chucked, we are gathered here today because, for whatever reason, our man has dumped us!

Ah tg Happy, was starting to break out in a cold sweat there, thought you might have popped out for something............

Tits out, onwards & upwards..........Yahoo!

I am v dense when you said "end of thread alert - it might happen tonight". I just focused on the bit about it might happen tonight & couldn't figure out what you meant. I figured you could hardly be talking about sex or we'd surely have heard something before now.............

Yes I know the feeling

Hang on a minute - suddenly got a song in my head

got a feeling

Feel better now we have a new thread anyway

Now Starting, of course you're right. If I was about to have sex I would of course post the fact on the internet. It just wouldn't feel right not to

More likely to be posting a link to the "I touch myself" song again I think though than finding true lurv.

ur always going out
Got the dentist 2morrow... lots of drilling !

Ok, obviously I'm the only one stupid enough to post my dumpling adventures on here .

I only do it for the good of my fellow dumplings to offer them hope & give them a laugh when their down...........

no more posts about exploits............

Ah Happy, you can't go out Fri night, how will we manage................

Maybees, please start practicing the links.............

Enjoy your oral activities tomorrow Maybees............. Sorry couldn't resist.......am alway bringing down tone of thread . Sorry blame it on lack of sex.............

Mmmmmmmmm.........
Im better with photos TBH do you all type in the big line of nonsense at the top or do you paste it.Can you keep that pastey bit til you open another window ?

Starting, it's essential that you post your sexploits on here. It does give me hope. In my mind, hearing about your activities is a bit like watching Desperate Housewives except it's not once a week

Maybees - wasn't Bree's hubby a dentist?

Think Scorps thread was Our first relate appointment is tomorrow........

Yes - you're brill with photos

What pastey bit would that be pet?

I dont know not watched telly for six months goes off after special agent oso a unique stuffed bear.
Went on briefly for Rambo Kill Bill and apocalypse now ,when H babysits.

Happy, I have just roared with laughter at "except it's not once a week"!

Maybees, you can paste the bit at the top (ctrl & C) & then paste it into post (ctrl & V). There you go, you'll be ready for duty by Fri .

Happy, maybees was trying to figure out her links ................

xp ok I need to learn to do this FFS.I have actually done it for my great CHAKRA TEST LINK but not as many letters and symbols as you tube.So do you copy and paste or type in the whole letters and symbols thing.Phew just thinking about it gives me a sore head your turn next happy spill your photo attatchment probs its good to share .....
ps how was dcs party,have you still got a house

By the way maybees, you can have both windows open together at the same time so you can just flick between them.........

Ok tutorial done..........dj Maybees is ready to roll........

I think we need to take this in stages

Lesson 1 - paste in all of the stuff at the top with before it and after it

Once you've got that working we'll move to Lesson 2 (advanced link insertion) another day

You cannot be DJHappy unless you can do at least Lesson 1

In fact even if you do do Lesson 1 you cannot be DJHappy. But you can be DancingMaybees.

P.S. House intact

Maybees, I never watch telly either, except desperate housewifes is a must! Great for a laugh. Well done for remembering Scorps thread, couldn't find it. What you do is bring your mouse/arrow up to the http address, give it one click & it will turn blue, then press ctrl & C at the same time, then switch over here and press ctrl & p at the same time. At least that's how I do it anyway. Then put [[ before & after like so link. If you want some words to appear instead do it like this dumplings (leave one space between link & words) & only the word dumplings will appear. Hope that makes sense!

Soul Limbo

Sorry Maybees, that doesn't make as much sense as when I typed it as they've actually appeared as real links.........back to drawing board.........

OMG Maybees, you're rolling, well done, well done.............Ya,

Wow Dancing Maybees - brill

Another classic from Booker T and the MGs ...away to put the kettle on 2 much excitement never pressed the control button in my life b4 ....something else for my left hand to do .......

Just spotted some dancing ideas on your you tube link Maybees go Maybees