Just caught DH on hedgehog camera. Please help.

[coppernails]

Name changer. Please don?t shout troll and please don?t use this face because I?m devastated and shocked & sickend and I have no idea what to do.

My husband is in our shed. I have just watched him do something to himself with sandpaper. I set up a camera down in the shed today which is from a hedgehog home surveillance thing I?ve been given as a present. I took the camera out of the hedgehog box and have left it on the work bench. I was testing it out (wireless) with our telly eralier. I was just flicking through the channels when the hedgehog camera channel came up and that?s how I saw DH and what he was doing.

We?ve been through a bad time just recently and I know we have a long way to go before things are ok again but I don?t think I can forgive this. I want to be sick. How will I talk to him? What will I say when he comes in? I cant sleep with him tonight. Please help.

I knew the troll cry would go up.

I didn't manage to talk to (d)h last night or this morning. i think he knows something is wrong because I could hardly look at him this morning. thanks to the posters who did try to help.

i've gone right off the hedgehog home.

"hes a lovely man but we argued at christmas about some of his other hobbies and its been very rough for us since. and now ths."

PMSL. Have you discussed this with him? Might he have taken it the wrong way?

What are these other hobbies? Sticking his cock in turps?

Is this your DH, Coppernails?

Mr Jiggywinkle!

LOL!

LOLOL sorry LOLOLOLOL

Made my morning!

No Porto because, as i have said further down, we don't have any hedgehogs yet. I haven't positioned my box yet.

Well I'd be positioning your box in the shed after tea if you want to see some action! Better switch the camera off though in case the dcs flip to the wrong channel by mistake.....

'I haven't positioned my box yet'

I've just snorted tea all over the laptop

no, no, coppernails - this is when you are supposed to make an 'accidental' post with your real nn, and we all go 'fantastic, you were brilliant'.

but it was v good. thank you for a chuckle over my cornflakes.

"positioned my box" [snurk]

[double snurk]

Your want a hedgehog to crawl into your box? You're just as weird as your DH

Fantastic thread.

Oh, Jesus, I think I'm going to get sacked, I've been laughing uncontrollably at my desk.

Oh, and on the off-chance that this is real, please don't worry about it. I caught my XP sticking his dick in a jar of raw liver once. Someone had told him it was what prisoners use for a "realistic" wank. (quite where convicts get hold of raw liver is beyond me to be honest)

I freaking HATE liver.

"Is this your dh?"

no, I think this is her DH

This is just as funny this morning as last night.

But have not been able to explain to dd1 who is off school what I am laughing at ......

or maybe he was just trying to make it small enough to fit in

Gad, what is DH going to think when he gets home from being away for two nights and stumbles across my internet history for the last few days. In my desperate search for funny pics I've had to search:

wooden penis
masturbating with sandpaper
sex with hedgehog ...

try explaining that one away!

Gawd even

I would be more worried about the cat, you do know that a cat's tongue feels like sandpaper.

Have you tried asking him why he likes this? sorry if you have already, I read these earlier and cannot remember. Apart from the whole pain thing it doesnt seem so bad. It could be something far worse.

Well I don't think this is funny!

Can you put up a feed to the site from hedgehog-cam?