Just caught DH on hedgehog camera. Please help.

[coppernails]

Name changer. Please don?t shout troll and please don?t use this face because I?m devastated and shocked & sickend and I have no idea what to do.

My husband is in our shed. I have just watched him do something to himself with sandpaper. I set up a camera down in the shed today which is from a hedgehog home surveillance thing I?ve been given as a present. I took the camera out of the hedgehog box and have left it on the work bench. I was testing it out (wireless) with our telly eralier. I was just flicking through the channels when the hedgehog camera channel came up and that?s how I saw DH and what he was doing.

We?ve been through a bad time just recently and I know we have a long way to go before things are ok again but I don?t think I can forgive this. I want to be sick. How will I talk to him? What will I say when he comes in? I cant sleep with him tonight. Please help.

Coppernails, unless you post this on Youtube then post the link I am afraid we can offer no assistance. We must vieweth to believeth.

On a documentary about prostitutes I saw once they showed an old man getting a dominatrix to go at his bits with a cheese grater. They only blurred his bits so it was really clear what was going on. It must have REALLY HURT! But he seemed to enjoy it.

I saw that too lowrib and I was eating a cheese sandwich at the time

It really put me off a bit - esp as I had added redcurrent jelly which was quite umm bloodlike.

Incidentally thank you forfiwyn for bumping this very old and very funny thread with your porntastic link.

Cheese sandwich hee hee. Bet you saw it in a different light!

It was a powerful bit of telly wasn't it? I know some people like pain - fair enough, it's up to them. I'm not a prude by any stretch of the imagination - but pain's just not fun for me and so it was a bit of a shock to actually see the old guy being cheese gratered, I mean it must have hurt, mustn't it?! (I know, that's the point!)

Old thread, but sooo funny!!

WMMC - was it porn oh dear. Sad bastard.

This has tickled me pink.
The Adventures of Sandy and the Hogcam: more please!

i remember literally wetting myself at this thread first time round!
classic....

Okay so maybe I'm being dumb but I'm relatively new on here and don't get this...

So - can someone tell me, as I'm at work, bored, and nosey - is this whole sandpaper/hedgehog thing a well known internet jokey thing? Has this been done before on here? Is coppernails a real person? And what is a troll - other than the scarey thing under the bridge? I really do not know!

BTW I've not namechanged, even though this post is showing up my ignorance.

This is an old thread. Someone who wanted to post a link to a porn site resurrected it. It's not a well known thing but at the time everyone referred to this.

A troll is someone who fakes threads on sites such as this to create controversy.

I missed this thread first time around but it has made me cry with laughter.

So, we never got to the bottom (ahem!) of whether it was real or not?

Pixie, I was coppernails.

I produced this thread to lighten the mood on MN because at the time, there was a spate of really quite vile and a few very difficult and upsetting threads.

There's two types of trolls - people (like me in this case) who troll in a fun/not to hurt anyone kind of way and then there's trolls who's only person is to dupe, cause upset and be hurtful etc.

A few posts down, you will see a single post from Doodle2U (that was my last posting name) and I've put this emoticon. That's my of way of saying "hands up - it was me and it was done for a larf!"

Very odd to see this back in Active Convo's - it's nearly a year and half ago!

As you were.

Thank you doodles and whomovedmychocolate!

And we like funny trolls. For example, if you posted in AIBU: AIBU to count Cointreau as one of my five a day and make up the other four from grapes stolen from Aldi. You would be trolling but in a funny way.

Absolute no-nos are imitating other mumsnetters, or starting threads to pick on someone in particular.

Ahhh, this is like the joy of seeing an old friend somewhere you weren't expecting them. This was the thread that got me hooked on MN, I have lurked ever since.

Doodlez - I bow down before your greatness...

Doodlez, it was you?!!!

Genius!

Anyone remember the 'I walked in on my dh having sex with stainless steel kitchen appliances?'

I believed that one at first. Well lots of men have odd fetishes...

I then and I again now. excellent.

nemo - oddly enough I was talking to Hobbgoblin today on the way back from a MN thing and we were talking about that particular thread. That was v funny. Almost as funny as the pirate sex one.

Hahahahah! I remember when this was a "live convo" I was new to MN and though to myself- "yes I have found my spiritual home"

I remember that one, but yes, the pirate sex was the best, so far!

I rememeber the shitting elf, but that wasn't a troll was it??

Bollocks I missed the pirate sex one.

Pirate one was in chat, no?

Think pirate sex is in classics.