Just caught DH on hedgehog camera. Please help.

[coppernails]

Name changer. Please don?t shout troll and please don?t use this face because I?m devastated and shocked & sickend and I have no idea what to do.

My husband is in our shed. I have just watched him do something to himself with sandpaper. I set up a camera down in the shed today which is from a hedgehog home surveillance thing I?ve been given as a present. I took the camera out of the hedgehog box and have left it on the work bench. I was testing it out (wireless) with our telly eralier. I was just flicking through the channels when the hedgehog camera channel came up and that?s how I saw DH and what he was doing.

We?ve been through a bad time just recently and I know we have a long way to go before things are ok again but I don?t think I can forgive this. I want to be sick. How will I talk to him? What will I say when he comes in? I cant sleep with him tonight. Please help.

ROFL! This is the funniest thread ever !!!

But... supposing it HAD been real? From someone naive who really couldn't think what to say to her DH? Coppernails kept saying that it was real & I believed her, I think. I prefer my trolls threads to be really obvious, that is, spoofs rather than trolls.

Well if you won't tell people what you saw how can they give you advice? Duh

bottom globes?
what on earth are they?

our cat likes to go in the shed too.

what go for a poo? or do you mean the cat might be equally shocked and tongue-tied?

So Doodles, what ARE bottom globes?

Excellent, doodlez. This needs to go in classics.

Smells - it was supposed to be spoof BUT a good spoof should have just a smidge of "This might just be true..." realism about it I think!

And I feel oddly thrilled that you believed it, for a little while at least but please understand, it wasn't designed to be hurtful. It was just a try at lightening the mood a little on MN at the time.

Bottom globes - I dunno - it just popped in to my head

HappyShinyPeople (or something close to that) started the kitchen stainless steel thread - it was brilliant! She was a great poster but I think she may have left

The monochrome thread was the best ever and I also loved the hamster in the stew and the spreadsheet threads

I suppose so...

I believed the 'I must have everything pink at my wedding (so no sweetcorn)' thread even after the OP posted a link 'this is the dress' of a troll in a wedding dress.

As you say, realism sign of a good wind-up.

Never saw the pirate one? Link please?

Too many freudian slips!!

"our relationship has been really rough since christmas"

"he's coming now"

"he likes a bit of DIY in the evenings..the cat likes to go in the shed too"

I did pmsl though

I have had a pain in my stomach from laughing at this. Missed it the first tiem roudn

I utterly believed this, which says more about me than the poster tbh. I nearly ran over a hedgehog on the road yesterday and it was all I could do not to reverse and hug the bloody thing.

purely because of this thread I hasten to add.

it was great,i really laughed at the funny comments,what ever it was,thanks!

Oh My God, I'm really upset. I LOVED this thread and PMSL and told other people to read it. I knew it was probably a troll but it didn't matter as it was so funny and uplifting.

I can't believe. Doodlez, you've completely ruined it for me now.

Pleeese stay annonymous next time. Your post has ruined the magic.

I remember this one!! PMSL!

I missed this the first time around but have just had a great giggle - kudos Doodlez, very funny!

This is wonderful, totally priceless!
Regarding "positioning your box" are you really that naive?

Pirate sex was mine! I seem to recall being outed by Fairyfly who was at my house and hijacked my MN username...