Just caught DH on hedgehog camera. Please help.

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Name changer. Please don?t shout troll and please don?t use this face because I?m devastated and shocked & sickend and I have no idea what to do.

My husband is in our shed. I have just watched him do something to himself with sandpaper. I set up a camera down in the shed today which is from a hedgehog home surveillance thing I?ve been given as a present. I took the camera out of the hedgehog box and have left it on the work bench. I was testing it out (wireless) with our telly eralier. I was just flicking through the channels when the hedgehog camera channel came up and that?s how I saw DH and what he was doing.

We?ve been through a bad time just recently and I know we have a long way to go before things are ok again but I don?t think I can forgive this. I want to be sick. How will I talk to him? What will I say when he comes in? I cant sleep with him tonight. Please help.

he probably has worms

i cannot see sgb link because our computer protection software wont let me. can you tell me what it is?

its teak oil. he buys it from a man who comes round with woodwork supplys.

im glad you find it so funny. im trying to laugh and i know your posts are funny but i really need mn 2nite.

is he hairy?

im finding it hard to keep up but pmsl to 'Is he a pirate with a peg-cock by any chance? 'tee hee.

whats his other hobbies?

On the plus side, you can safely afford to save yourself a fortune in hand cream.

Did he watch Andy Pandy as a child? I ask because it could be relevant.

no he isn't hairy. Well, not very hairy. Maybe a bit. Why?

Please dont think I'm being rude but I don't want to talk about his other hobbies. Not tonight. Ill start a thread under my usual posting name about it soon but i think it would make matters worse tonight.

Quite, snigger. "Your hands are like sandpaper" would be a massive compliment.

Perhaps he was just trying to exfoliate.

Or hair removal.

I just thought he might have been using it as something abrasive to remove hairs?

do you like a bit of rough

I don't think so trikken. the camera has a microphone. it was definitely sexual what he was doing.

Ah!

I expect that's what he said, girlandboy.

Was it ah!ah!ah! or arghhh!arghh!arghh! we need to know.

I have to go now because he is coming. Thank you for talking to me.

I don't think most men consider wanking a hobby do they? More a necessity?

Admittedly the introduction of carpentry equipment does add a certain note of leisure activity to an otherwise mundane physical task and I think it was a bit of a cheek to ask you to pass the teak oil.....

haha brilliant, worth it for the bottom globes alone!

im sorry but this thread has made me laugh so much!

If your being serious im not sure why your so upset? I think if i caught my dp having some sandpaper fun in the shed I would howl with laughter. leave him to it if he is having fun.

Ah, suggest you keep him away from the shed before he starts using his toolbox. Do you have a leaf hoover? Suggest you get one before he starts playing with his lawnmower. Or hedgetrimmer.

Its late. Im tired
Is this a wind up?
Am I supposed to take this seriously?

Here he is. I am your neigbour and was meaning to tell you but didn't know how I should approach you.

Coming, or, er, 'coming'?

he likes 'picture framing his stuff' ? have you two thought of having an exhibition?

is there a television in your hedgehog home?

maybe you could broadcast all this on 'prick tv'

just hang on a minute......!

'the camera has a microphone'? Do hedgehogs talk?