Just caught DH on hedgehog camera. Please help.

[coppernails]

Name changer. Please don?t shout troll and please don?t use this face because I?m devastated and shocked & sickend and I have no idea what to do.

My husband is in our shed. I have just watched him do something to himself with sandpaper. I set up a camera down in the shed today which is from a hedgehog home surveillance thing I?ve been given as a present. I took the camera out of the hedgehog box and have left it on the work bench. I was testing it out (wireless) with our telly eralier. I was just flicking through the channels when the hedgehog camera channel came up and that?s how I saw DH and what he was doing.

We?ve been through a bad time just recently and I know we have a long way to go before things are ok again but I don?t think I can forgive this. I want to be sick. How will I talk to him? What will I say when he comes in? I cant sleep with him tonight. Please help.

LOLOL at "positioned my box"!!

so sorry but absolutly pmsl.

OK the OP is clearly married to Chris Packham. He's just been on springwatch showing of his hedgehog cam.

off not of, off not of, off not of

but chris packham is gay

Is he? I never knew that!

Maybe OP is his DP? And the reference to a cat was code for his poodles.

If this is true why would you be bothered?

I am PMSL! I don't care if this is a troll message, it has made me laugh!

Do we know if this is real or not yet??!!!

And do people really do it?? Too scared too google....imagining blood stained penises.

Princess - don't worry - it was only the 'globes' of his bum he was sanding.

Has coppernails been seen since this morning?

I've got a horrible feeling her DH has her clamped into a Black & Decker Workmate while he sets about her with a Dremel.

Hope someone's remembering to feed the cat.

just seen this I missed it..!

If it was my bloke I'd be in the shed with a large torch saying "what the * are you up to with the sandpaper you twit". Can't believe anyone of either sex gets excited by sandpaper though, so def a bit trolly.

Thanks TheDeadPirateRoberts

My DH is fascinated by the strange behaviour described on this site. He still asks about any updates on the guy found naked in the garage with his phone. I was "pleased" to tell him that he STILL behaving like a twunt.

DH spent many years at sea. He is not easily shocked

So he likes some kinky stuff alone in his shed. Just offer to do it for him with the sand paper, could be a laugh. As long as he doesn't want to use the sandpaper on you let him get on with it.

used to wk at a diy store,the sandpaper always sold out really quickly,everything makes sense now and why there was a range of sandpaper that could be used on wet things coppernails please come back to us PLEASE

"Used to wk at a diy store".

Please tell me "wk" is short for work!!!

Poor little fella

/kimi puts on best Aussi accent

My stomach is aching from laughing. This has to be a troll thing - it's perfect comedy with the cocoa, cat and positioning of the box, not to mention the bottom globes!! Priceless and classic!

my husband wants to know if he can join mn he said hes never heard such funny stuff and just keeps saying with sanpaper,in disbelief

Hi-frikkin-larious Poor OP.

Hey look everyone we have a link to a porn site!!! Well done Forfiwyn your mother must be so proud