Just caught DH on hedgehog camera. Please help.

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Name changer. Please don?t shout troll and please don?t use this face because I?m devastated and shocked & sickend and I have no idea what to do.

My husband is in our shed. I have just watched him do something to himself with sandpaper. I set up a camera down in the shed today which is from a hedgehog home surveillance thing I?ve been given as a present. I took the camera out of the hedgehog box and have left it on the work bench. I was testing it out (wireless) with our telly eralier. I was just flicking through the channels when the hedgehog camera channel came up and that?s how I saw DH and what he was doing.

We?ve been through a bad time just recently and I know we have a long way to go before things are ok again but I don?t think I can forgive this. I want to be sick. How will I talk to him? What will I say when he comes in? I cant sleep with him tonight. Please help.

He's Coming???? What? Is he doing it again????

'kinell, BrassTacs, I just clicked on that!

I think this is what he needs

this is better picture

pmsl

Must learn to never click on any links on Mumsnet, especially those by BrassTacs, don't know whether I should be or

This is what happens when men try and multi task you see.

The poor thing was just tryin g to save time by doing his DIY and having a wank at the same time, he just got a bit confused.

Just don't buy him one of those Black and Decker sanding mouses, it could get nasty!

maybe isn't such a good smiley to use

Have discovered what OP's husband was doing, some men apparently like to be hair free!!

i think he should be reported to the cats protection league,who knows what nighmares the poor cat will have if it sees this

I just came in from church where we are doing marriage prep classes with a young couple getting married next week.

Then I read this.

Possible weirdest juxtaposition of my life!!

Also realised there is something missing from the marriage course!

weegiemum- "In marriage you have to take the rough with the smooth" or something like that

"smoothing over his any crack(s)"

"smooth the way"

"course of true love never ran smooth"

will stop and go to bed, it's been a long day!

a five knuckle shuffle - is this a card game? how old are you nahui? 74?

lol very funny

he will always get work as a shoe shine boy

I had to get out of bed again to post this...

An onanist new thrills did seek,
With sandpaper and oil of teak,
But his tastes were so jaded,
His bum got abraded,
And he couldnt sit down for a week...

very good pingviner and Nahui. Going to polish off dear hubby now

pmsl

I haven't enjoyed a thread for ages; serious or not, this is fantastic.

I am quite releived it was sandpaper I thought he was doing something untoward to a hedgehog .

pingviner

OMG I am on the floor with laughter

PMSL at things 'getting rusty'.

Troll or no troll, it's just brilliant!