DP said a very strange thing tonight ?!

[Underpressure13]

DP has called by tonight to hang out for the evening with me and the kids .
When he came through the door the first thing he said was ‘ok so where are these sausage rolls to reheat ?’
Earlier today my mum who was caring for the kids whilst I worked, cooked some sausage rolls and left the remaining ones we didn’t eat in oven for me to reheat for DP and kids tonight.
There’s no way he’d have known of this as both myself , nor my mum have mentioned this to him today and he knew they were in there without being told or even looking . They hadn’t recently been cooked and place didn’t smell of them.
When I questioned him on how he knew, he just said ‘ oh, instinct I guess’ no further explanation
Is it strange he said that? I can’t quite work this out !!

[Bbq1]

Does your mum regularly make sausage rolls so knowing she'd looked after the kids he knew there was a good chance that sausage rolls were around?
I really fancy a sausage roll now!

[MrsTerryPratchett]

@Malaya

Wow op, you really love sausages. Last thread about sausage penis and this thread about sausage rolls!

Who's a what now?

[NoMoreMrNiceGaius]

I think I'm super naive because I never would have in a billion years thought about the possiblity of him spying on you. My DH is basically a goldfish and forgets everything as soon as he turns around, he would forget we had sausage rolls even if he had made them himself an hour earlier Is it not possible he heard it from someone and just forgot?

[Bbq1]

I've just seen somebody mention that you've previously had threads on here debating whether he's recording you or not etc? If that's the case, why not tell us that? We're all offering ideas which is pointless if you're already pretty sure he's monitoring you..

[Malaya]

MrsTerryPratchett

Op mentioned in a previous thread that she thinks her dp is gay because he takes pictures of sausages shaped like penises on a plate. Then this thread about sausage rolls. Bizarre

[WhereYouLeftIt]

"When he came through the door the first thing he said was ‘ok so where are these sausage rolls to reheat ?’"
That's an awfully specific thing to ask now, isn't it? Sausage rolls. To reheat. So yes, that is a bloody strange thing for him to have said. Almost like he knew.

So yes I'd be suspecting a hidden camera/listening device. They can be very small.

[Delbelleber]

Very odd!
Reminds me of a time I got a kitten and later when I was telling my friend she already knew what I'd named the kitten and there was no way of her knowing that!

[FTstepmum]

I do this when I'm in a daft, playful mood... I'll walk into a room and say to DH "Ahhh, thanks for getting me my favourite chocolate bar; you're a darling. Is it in the fridge?"


I'm not expecting it, of course. But... there could be a small chance that he had bought me my favourite chocolate bar - and that would be a happy coincidence.


Possible he was doing the same?

[NoProblem123]

Just say ‘no, what sausage rolls ??’, and let him expand.....

He’s shagging your mum.

[MrsTerryPratchett]

@Malaya

MrsTerryPratchett

Op mentioned in a previous thread that she thinks her dp is gay because he takes pictures of sausages shaped like penises on a plate. Then this thread about sausage rolls. Bizarre

Someone os obsessed with sausages... 🌭

[TorgosPizza]

So are some of you hinting that we might have a Sausage tRoll on our hands here?!

[Suzi888]

He’s sookie stackhouse!

[FTstepmum]

Ignore my post just now... I've just read the sausage saga.

[MrsTerryPratchett]

@TorgosPizza

So are some of you hinting that we might have a Sausage tRoll on our hands here?!

That's the winner

[Eckhart]

So are some of you hinting that we might have a Sausage tRoll on our hands here

Oh, it's so bad, it's good!

[newnameforthis123]

A couple of basic questions @Underpressure13:

1 Do you think this is a healthy relationship?

2 Does this relationship often make you anxious and worried?

3 If the relationship was to remain as it is currently, when it comes to the dynamic between you two, do you smile at the thought of still being together in five years? Ten years? Twenty years?

I would guess the answers are 1 - no, 2 - yes and 3 - of course I fucking wouldn't.

Am I right?

You are wasting precious time and energy on someone you're not happy with. Its unhealthy and foolish. And a waste of the only life you will ever have. Life's short. Way too short for this shit.

[fuandylp]

Do you think he wanted to photograph the re-heated sausage rolls and share the photos in his WhatsApp group?

[Estrellente]

I’d like a sausage roll now.
I’m probably willing to be watched eating it.

[MrsTerryPratchett]

@Estrellente

I’d like a sausage roll now.
I’m probably willing to be watched eating it.

That's my new career. Eating sausage rolls while weirdos furiously angry-wank.

Easy money.

[Eckhart]

It's perhaps not OP that he is spying on, but has put a hidden camera in all places where he suspects a sausage roll might show up.

[Crossfitwidow]

You need to set something up.

Maybe cook another sausage based food; toad in the hole, Jean’s sausage surprise...I’ve run out of ideas.

When he comes home expecting some sausage switch things up with something wild like a Kiev.

BOOM...fuck you Bob.

[Sleeplessnights1234]

Just ask him...

[CottonEyeJo]

Just caught up on your previous threads

Either your DP is dodgy, or he isn't but you are massively distrustful of him.

You have a history of checking his phone/emails and being suspicious of what you find/his reaction.

Either he's hiding something, or you don't trust him.

Whichever it is, you should leave him.

[Estrellente]

MrsTP yes! I think we will EXCEL in our new vocation :D

[RedRec]

Surely if he did have some hidden camera / device thing in your house to spy on you, he wouldn't then blow his cover by mentioning the sausage rolls he wasn't supposed to know about?