Is this a penis beaker??????

[Thereturnofthepenisbeaker]

This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?

😂 looks like a vape device to me

Homemade flesh light by the looks of it. 🤮

Although on second inspection, the container looks dodgy as fuck

Looks like a flesh light?

Clearly did not read the OP very well. Yep. Something to fuck 🤢🤢

The penis beaker was for rinsing. That looks more like a makeshift fake fanjo.

Apologies if it's his year 5's pen storage homework project.

If that's a homemade fleshlight then I hope he's sanded down the raw plastic edge...

Looks like he has tried ti make a replica Vagina..

Definitely homemade flesh light.

Good lord. On the one hand I sort of grudgingly admire his diy ingenuity. On the other hand 🤢

Erm. He’s gone to a lot of trouble making that!!

It’s a thing in which to stick his dick.

His nightly wanking may well be the cause of his ED (Death Grip).

Oh god he’s been shagging it. Clean your vape stick 🤮

😂 just when you think you've seen it all..

And yeah looks like a Blue Peter vag.

🤢🤢🤢

@Palavah just what I was thinking 🙈

Ewww, is he skint

Christ! That's quite broad... is he... thick?

A Blue Peter vag 😂😂😂

Imagine him shagging it and moaning your name.

Actually, don't!

Blue Peter vag 🤣🤣🤣 actually dying with laughter here

It definitely looks like a knock off fleshlight to knock one off into!

Apologies if it's his year 5's pen storage homework project.

It looks like his year 9 build a vagina for experimentation project

I have so many questions!

There were pubes in it so you thought you'd put a vaping device in it??

It's not very... um... tight, is it?!

Or deep....

He has ED but chokes the chicken (grim turn off if he actually uses that phrase!) All the time when you're not there.. is it a death grip problem? in which case i point out again that this is a rather flaccid gap in silicone

Amazing 😂😂

That is 100% a DIY flesh light.

Intrigued as to how he made it and how he keeps it clean, must be a nightmare...

Is the inside of the beaker hollow? I just can't imagine how he would get pleasure out of that if it's a make shift flesh light because it looks like there's nothing to it?