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Is this a penis beaker??????
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Thereturnofthepenisbeaker · 27/08/2020 23:10
This is in DP’s bedside drawer! We live in our own separate houses, but I stay over there twice a week. Went to get my hairdryer out his drawer and opened the wrong one by mistake, and there it was. The rest of his drawers (like his house) are neat and tidy with no crap in them, so cannot see why on earth it’s in there. and no, I haven’t asked him. Yet.
It’s a water bottle cut in half with silicone round the top. I’ve popped a vape pen in to give you an idea of size. It also some very very short hairs on the silicone.
He has ED issues and told me spends most nights when I’m not there choking the chicken. Is this some sort of cock ring? Or penis beaker?
ilovehalloumi · 27/08/2020 23:14
😂 looks like a vape device to me
Feminist10101 · 27/08/2020 23:15
Homemade flesh light by the looks of it. 🤮
ilovehalloumi · 27/08/2020 23:15
Although on second inspection, the container looks dodgy as fuck
ShalomToYouJackie · 27/08/2020 23:16
Looks like a flesh light?
ilovehalloumi · 27/08/2020 23:16
Clearly did not read the OP very well. Yep. Something to fuck 🤢🤢
TimeTruthandHearts · 27/08/2020 23:17
The penis beaker was for rinsing. That looks more like a makeshift fake fanjo.
Apologies if it's his year 5's pen storage homework project.
Palavah · 27/08/2020 23:17
If that's a homemade fleshlight then I hope he's sanded down the raw plastic edge...
PointlessUsername · 27/08/2020 23:18
Looks like he has tried ti make a replica Vagina..
warriorsmain · 27/08/2020 23:18
Definitely homemade flesh light.
MurderousChicken · 27/08/2020 23:19
Good lord. On the one hand I sort of grudgingly admire his diy ingenuity. On the other hand 🤢
BrutusMcDogface · 27/08/2020 23:19
Erm. He’s gone to a lot of trouble making that!!
It’s a thing in which to stick his dick.
TwentyViginti · 27/08/2020 23:19
His nightly wanking may well be the cause of his ED (Death Grip).
Byallmeans · 27/08/2020 23:20
Oh god he’s been shagging it. Clean your vape stick 🤮
SierraHotel · 27/08/2020 23:20
😂 just when you think you've seen it all..
TwentyViginti · 27/08/2020 23:21
And yeah looks like a Blue Peter vag.
Wagsandclaws · 27/08/2020 23:22
🤢🤢🤢
stophuggingme · 27/08/2020 23:24
@Palavah just what I was thinking 🙈
Hormonecrazyhell · 27/08/2020 23:24
Ewww, is he skint 
missrks · 27/08/2020 23:25
Christ! That's quite broad... is he... thick?
cantgetmyheadroundit · 27/08/2020 23:26
A Blue Peter vag 😂😂😂
TwentyViginti · 27/08/2020 23:26
Imagine him shagging it and moaning your name.
Actually, don't!
Hippocampe · 27/08/2020 23:29
Blue Peter vag 🤣🤣🤣 actually dying with laughter here
ColleagueFromMars · 27/08/2020 23:30
It definitely looks like a knock off fleshlight to knock one off into! 
Apologies if it's his year 5's pen storage homework project.
It looks like his year 9 build a vagina for experimentation project 
I have so many questions!
There were pubes in it so you thought you'd put a vaping device in it??
It's not very... um... tight, is it?!
Or deep....
He has ED but chokes the chicken (grim turn off if he actually uses that phrase!) All the time when you're not there.. is it a death grip problem? in which case i point out again that this is a rather flaccid gap in silicone
Regretsy · 27/08/2020 23:32
Amazing 😂😂
That is 100% a DIY flesh light.
Intrigued as to how he made it and how he keeps it clean, must be a nightmare...
yhyh · 27/08/2020 23:33
Is the inside of the beaker hollow? I just can't imagine how he would get pleasure out of that if it's a make shift flesh light because it looks like there's nothing to it?
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