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If you found a vibrator in your DH’s drawer...

333 replies

Applesarenotoranges · 23/06/2020 14:03

Specifically, if you found 2 new vibrators, an enema and already knew about a butt plug.

None used with you...

What would you think?


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sausagepastapot · 25/06/2020 19:06

Honestly it wouldn't bother me in the slightest. People are allowed to wank privately without having to tell their partner everything about it. Some really odd responses on here.

sausagepastapot · 25/06/2020 19:07

BTW butt plugs can be amazing and I would seriously suggest some of you go get one!

WaterOffADucksCrack · 25/06/2020 19:09

Why are women referred to as "cool girls (even though we're adult women) or wives/ girlfriends" just because they don't have a problem with their partner masturbating privately - an act which they need not be involved in? No one says that about men do they? And why are women being referred to as girls at all but specifically on a thread talking about sexual acts?

WaterOffADucksCrack · 25/06/2020 19:10

BTW butt plugs can be amazing and I would seriously suggest some of you go get one! They'd have to take the massive stick out of their arse first!

motherheroic · 25/06/2020 19:28

He likes his prostate stimulated. Although I hope the vibrators are made specifically for the butt otherwise they will get sucked up.

sammylady37 · 25/06/2020 19:43

No they're not, they're facts. Anuses are the expellation end of the digestive system; not designed for penetration

Ehh, what do you mean ‘not designed for penetration’? Is there a manual that comes with the human body outlining what each bit has been ‘designed for’? The anus is indeed the place from where digestive waste is expelled, but it can also be penetrated. It can easily be penetrated in fact. It’s not like people need to take a scalpel to it to penetrate it. Body parts can have more than one function, some of which are essential and automatic, others of which are voluntary.

Still doesn't mean your anus and rectum evolved to do what you're doing with it

Well, they haven’t evolved not to be penetrated! Who is this grand designer you think designed the body and set out instructions for it?

*What you’re saying is equivalent to saying that mouths are for breathing and eating/drinking, and not for oral sex.

That is the case lol!

They did not evolve for oral sex, it's something we choose to do with them*

Well, my point is, as mentioned above, body parts can have multiple functions. They have some necessary vital functions, but that doesn’t mean that’s their only function and using them for anything else is weird/wrong/unnatural/yuck/disgusting/insert pejorative term of choice.

And if the anus/rectum wasn’t ‘designed’ for penetration, it’s a huge design flaw to make penetration so pleasurable!

MissConductUS · 25/06/2020 20:05

This thread is starting to remind me of a movie from the 1970's:

No Sex Please - We're British

beautifulmonument · 25/07/2020 10:07

Honestly I would be worried about the enema. It's indicative of someone else being involved. And yes I do have personal experience!

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