dp is really into prostate massages but it just makes me gag

[lexiepix]

Dh has told me how much he wants me to massage his prostate and it is by far his favourite thing sexually. I've read a lot about it, bought some massage tools, but every time I come to give it a go, I just gag and feel like I'm going to throw up. Has anyone overcome this?

Who's Gatekeeper?

Italics fail

What the fuck is a penis beaker?

Does my husband need one?

This thread is bizarre!

When you say you have 'bought some tools', it got me wondering about packaging. Were they separates or did they come as a kit in an attractive presentation box with a sort of shaped slot for each? Or were they in one of those black tool box type things that sit in garages and sheds?

I have read these aloud to DH who is laughing himself silly at them. He said I can keep away from his prostate with any tools. thank God for that I think he might have been imagining a hammer and chisel type of thing.

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HexBramble - A PP called "Gatekeeper" chimed in above. I assume a name change in response to mine. My Pfft! wasn't directed at you, but at them.