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Original poster

dp is really into prostate massages but it just makes me gag

282 replies

lexiepix · 28/02/2015 07:54

Dh has told me how much he wants me to massage his prostate and it is by far his favourite thing sexually. I've read a lot about it, bought some massage tools, but every time I come to give it a go, I just gag and feel like I'm going to throw up. Has anyone overcome this?

OP posts:
Hobbitwife001 · 28/02/2015 08:40

I have now googled said tools, not unlike play doh implements, need some brain bleach now.

Hoppinggreen · 28/02/2015 08:40

Brandy wins typo of the day and it's only 9.30!!!!
But back to OP you shouldn't do anything sexual you aren't comfortable with

PacificDogwood · 28/02/2015 08:42

Yes, it is an interesting time of day for the subject matter.
And the Queen phrase has been saved to be deployed whenever my eyebrows are raised.
I thank you, AF Thanks

CuttedUpPear · 28/02/2015 08:42

Arf AF Grin

Original poster
lexiepix · 28/02/2015 08:44

The tools is just a prostate massage tool. I know I should give up but was asking him honestly what he likes, he told me and now I want to help. He's not pushing me at all, I'm the one pushing myself to do it, I really want to but it just is very unappealing

OP posts:
NorksAreMessy · 28/02/2015 08:48

AF we have started something. Grin

FannyFifer · 28/02/2015 08:51

If he has the tools for the job can he not just do it himself?
Could get a longer one on a pole if he has trouble reaching.

PivotPIVOT · 28/02/2015 08:51

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Sparklingbrook · 28/02/2015 08:54

Bit early on a saturday morning for all this. It's put me off my crumpets.

however · 28/02/2015 08:59

Perhaps you could attach something to a long, bendy pole and do it from outside the bedroom door.

That way you wouldn't have to watch. Grin

Sorry, not helpful.

Sparklingbrook · 28/02/2015 09:02

Crevice tool on the hoover?

RandallFloyd · 28/02/2015 09:03

I would say that if you don't like putting things up people's bums, don't put things up people's bums.

Profound, I know, but that's just how I roll.

Sparklingbrook · 28/02/2015 09:03

I think you might be onto something there Randall.

Brutalista · 28/02/2015 09:05

if there are tools available, can he save it for his 'alone time'?

calzone · 28/02/2015 09:06

I need more tea and brain bleach......GrinGrin

OddFodd · 28/02/2015 09:06

Or indeed their mums Smile

calzone · 28/02/2015 09:06

Am not sure this is something for alone times.......

arlagirl · 28/02/2015 09:09

I hope poo crumbs aren't involved.
Apologies to all those eating Bran Flakes.

MuddhaOfSuburbia · 28/02/2015 09:10

Don't be doing an AIBU To Put Prostate Massage Tools in the Dishwasher come monday

TheGonnagle · 28/02/2015 09:11

9.10! 9.10 in the morning and I'm reading about prostate massage tools.
More tea vicar?

Christinayang1 · 28/02/2015 09:15

fannyfifer

You mean like a sort of selfie stick?

GobblersKnob · 28/02/2015 09:20

Gosh.

'Selfie stock's Grin genius.

Christinayang1 · 28/02/2015 09:20

How does he know it's his favourite thing....I would be checking out the attachments on the Dyson......

ISolemnlySwearImUptoNoGood · 28/02/2015 09:22

Christina

Sniff test?

peggyundercrackers · 28/02/2015 09:24

So busts the myth that men don't take it up the arse and to put the icing on the cake they like it!