dp is really into prostate massages but it just makes me gag

[lexiepix]

Dh has told me how much he wants me to massage his prostate and it is by far his favourite thing sexually. I've read a lot about it, bought some massage tools, but every time I come to give it a go, I just gag and feel like I'm going to throw up. Has anyone overcome this?

Holy mother, this has got to be thread of the week, can't wait to see if it's featured on the Facebook page!

For what it's worth, I regularly give men the finger. Just not up their arse

True story, a friend pranked one his friend with tiny condom from a fake planned parenthood letter. Saying they understand his situation and provided tiny condoms for his special cases like his. It is actually finger cots: www.walgreens.com/store/c/walgreens-finger-cots-assorted/ID=prod3490318-product haha

Of course there is a degree of poo in the lower rectum. Shit passes through it.... and if he is constipated there may be shit sitting right there...

New thread " aibu to expect my husband to believe that the tools for prostrate massage on our web history is purely research for mumsnet"

I had forgotten about poo crumbs :(

Eww. What is the normal intended use of those finger cots? Or are they purely for when you have the urge to stick your finger up another person's arse?

If you really find it revolting, don't do it.

But honestly, I dont get the big deal. We gave birth after all and that was a heck of a lot messier.

Butt plugs are pretty fun even if you are female, so I guess if you are male you must just about see stars!

Sparkling, I believe they are for injuries...to hold bandages better. I think it for finger brace if a finger have been broken as well but not sure.

What does giving birth have to do with anal sex play?

Thanks blue, I thought there would be a better explanation for their existence.

Ehric I too both want and don't want to know the answer to that.

Which, btw, have used a finger cot before when I injured my finger with a rotating cutter for quilting. I used it mostly when I need to take a shower and did not want to get my bandages wet.

PacificDogwood -

I'm sure condom manufacturers have done enough market research to only ever size their products as XL and XXL. I can't imagine the Tiny size would get many customers.

If you don't want to do it, you don't have to do it, of course.

But I wonder what the general reaction would have been if a man had written saying that he didn't want to give oral sex to his partner because it made him gag.

I would not have a problem if a man finds anal sex gross though. I think oral sex is different.

and I was thinking there's nothing interesting on MN anymore.
off to read the thread

he better marry you for that [gein]. That was a slip of the tongue there in your OP, OP!

Which bit of it is making you gag OP?

Is it just the thought? or us there a point you get to?

I know you want to make him happy but I'm not sure how you'll get past the gagging.

On the upside I've learnt all sorts of things fom this thread. Don't think I'll be sticking anything up DH's Mum any time soon though

LOL at the toxins and cancer bit, not sure if he made that up himself or what. But then lets be honest, people buy juice cleanses on the basis they get rid of toxins, so perhaps he's onto a winner.

Anyway OP if you're wanting to be GGG (which I applaud) then it's really on your DP to help you help him, as it were. Most white guys have hairy arse cracks: get him to shave (or do it for him), I don't suggest waxing as the skin is too sensitive. And OBVIOUSLY he needs to thoroughly wash beforehand. A good scrub in the shower and a soapy finger up the ringpiece should be sufficient, but if you're worried about encountering poo, he can buy an anal douche and use it before hand so that you know he's fully clean and empty.

Get him to stand or lie in whatever position feels best for you so you're in control.

Ultimately no matter how hard you try this might be A Fetish Too Far for you, in which case your fella will just have to use a butt plug if he wants extra sensation during sexy times, and maybe look forward to prostate stimulation from you on very infrequent occasions. (Because bear in mind that if you're doing something that he likes but you don't particularly enjoy, you don't have to do it EVERY SINGLE TIME.)

Curious as to why it makes you gag? If you choose a time when he's clear and clean (sorry if TMI) there won't be any mess. The prostate is the male G-spot and lots of men love to have it massaged.

Most men have a 'thing' they enjoy. If you don't do it, he'll do it himself when you're not around or (sorry) look around for someone who will.

Cripes

The prostate can be stimulated externally if going internal isn't your thing

I need to stop reading this thread at meal times.

I want to hear about this external stimulation (being the DH's birthday and all)

"Most men have a 'thing' they enjoy. If you don't do it, he'll do it himself when you're not around or (sorry) look around for someone who will."

Nice bit of coercive "advice" there. Exactly the kind of thing someone who was sexually abusive might say to their partner