Partner did something weird at a concert and I cant stop thinking about it

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So we went to see a famous DJ who does soul and funk. DP got REALLY into it. everyone was drunk and dancing and DP started dancing really close to the guy in front (who had back turned to dp and didn't seem to realise) and said "big fat penis". I was like "eh???" but he didnt answer me, just carried on dancing so I assumed I'd misheard but then he said it again and kept saying "Oh yeah" etc.

He's 41. The lad in front must have been early 20s or something. Been together about a year and a half. What do you reckon? just someone who gets really into music?

MrsMc - maybe 'This twat's heinous / grievous'?

OP you've not said if he has a big fat penis?

It's a vital question imo.

This twat's heinous........ Big fat penis.

Brilliant - I think you've got it, ikboo! Could have been referring to the man he was gyrating behind. Maybe he was just mocking him. I can see it all now. Mystery solved, op!

Sorry, iklboo, not ikboo!

I have to say I wouldn't let this drop. You have to ask him again, say you heard it TWICE and watched him grind himself all over the lad infront.
Sounds like he got a tad carried away. Would he usually "joke" like this?
I creased when I read your OP, sorry.

Nobody's said this yet so I'll contribute that there's a fantasy sequence in the new Inbetweeners movie in which one of the characters is a DJ called "DJ big Penis" or something very similar.

Has your boyfriend recently watched that film?

I've seen Craig Charles a few times, and nudging-into-middle-aged men who can't take their drink and/or drugs, dance badly and yell inappropriate phrases are pretty much his core audience. Not like me, obviously, I'm a woman, and I've still got all the moves and have never over-enthusiastically whooped CHOON! as if it's still the 90s.

So I'm going with mishearing phat beats. It's pretty loud in those clubs when you don't get out much...