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Original poster

Partner did something weird at a concert and I cant stop thinking about it

207 replies

HangOnAnon · 19/01/2015 14:55

So we went to see a famous DJ who does soul and funk. DP got REALLY into it. everyone was drunk and dancing and DP started dancing really close to the guy in front (who had back turned to dp and didn't seem to realise) and said "big fat penis". I was like "eh???" but he didnt answer me, just carried on dancing so I assumed I'd misheard but then he said it again and kept saying "Oh yeah" etc.

He's 41. The lad in front must have been early 20s or something. Been together about a year and a half. What do you reckon? just someone who gets really into music?

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TheGonnagle · 19/01/2015 15:16

Were you at a Craig Charles gig? If so I am a little bit jealous. Not sure about the big fat penis thing, sorry.

OttiliaVonBCup · 19/01/2015 15:18

And enjoying the Bee Gees?
That's all very relevant.

Jackie0 · 19/01/2015 15:19

I agree with the other posters who said he was high.
Would he take an E and not tell you?
Have you actually asked him?

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HangOnAnon · 19/01/2015 15:21

Yes it was Craig Charles, how did you know??

He has taken E in the past but he said that was all when he was young and into raves and stuff. Can't imagine he'd take it and not tell me?

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indecisiveithink · 19/01/2015 15:26

Definitely dropped a pill or three.

Original poster
HangOnAnon · 19/01/2015 15:28

but why would that make him talk willy?

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googoodolly · 19/01/2015 15:33

Definitely sounds like he was on drugs. They make you talk a WHOLE lot of shit you don't remember when you come down.

Quiero · 19/01/2015 15:34

What BeeGees song was it? You must be mistaken, it's just too absurd.

I'm shouting it out at home trying to see what it might sound like. Do try this, it's much fun.

dirtybadger · 19/01/2015 15:35

Big fat penis? Such strange language.
Is it possible he was being a mocking arsehole, or do you think he was actually "into it"? I realise it's hard to tell but if it was OTT sounds more mocking to me (although why I don't know). That's assuming he hadn't taken anything. Some stuff makes you just generally behave....odd.

Perhaps you should have a very gentle conversation basically opening the gate to see if he's bisexual? Tbh though if he is (or even if you already knew that) it's really creepy to start dancing on people uninvited and obviously not the sort of behaviour you expect from most people in relationships. I dance "sexually" (don't know how else to describe it?) with people when drunk and it's never been a problem for me with past partners either (neither side bothered) but I would be really pissed off if I saw someone doing it uninvited- it then becomes creepy and disrespectful rather than fun. Urgh.

Tyzer85 · 19/01/2015 15:35

Sounds like he was off his face, unless you're anti drugs I can't see why you'd leave him over it.

CiderwithBuda · 19/01/2015 15:38

Had the guy in front danced too close to him and he was maybe trying to intimidate him out of his space and calling him a dickhead?

CaptainJamesTKirk · 19/01/2015 15:40

I swear I've read this before.

TheGonnagle · 19/01/2015 15:41

Just an educated guess! I suspect the sneaky half theory might have a lot going for it, unless he's been singing the wrong words to a Bee Gee's tune for the last 20 years!

CogitoErgoSometimes · 19/01/2015 15:47

Tragedy!
When the feeling's gone and the big fat penis
Tragedy!

Like that?

ShatnersBassoon · 19/01/2015 15:53

You either misheard, or your partner want in his right mind. 'Big fat penis' isn't exactly an alluring phrase if he really was attempting to seduce the man in front of him Confused

ShatnersBassoon · 19/01/2015 15:55

And the lights all went out in Big Fat Penis...

ArsenicFaceCream · 19/01/2015 15:57

Did he do any particular action to accompany the phrase? You know, like 'big fish little fish".

? Confused

Pagwatch · 19/01/2015 16:00

Girl I've known you very well
I've seen you growing everyday
I never really looked before
But now you take my breath away

More than a woman
More than a woman to me
More than a woman
Because you've got a big fat penis.

Pagwatch · 19/01/2015 16:01

" whattodoowiththeleftoverturkey
Did he do any particular action to accompany the phrase? You know, like 'big fish little fish".

Grin
FannyFifer · 19/01/2015 16:04

I didnae know the bloke from RedDwarf was a DJ.

BeCool · 19/01/2015 16:05

we need to know what BeeGees song it was ..............

BitOutOfPractice · 19/01/2015 16:05

You can tell by the way I use my walk
I've a big fat penis
No time for talk

That must be it

WrongUnBeGone · 19/01/2015 16:07

Oh sorry OP, I can't offer any words of wisdom, but some of the replies here did make me laugh.

Hopefully he was just off his face and has no idea he did it

BitOutOfPractice · 19/01/2015 16:08

Sorry OP

I have no sensible answers either. I'd probably write it off to drink / drugs and forget it.

ShatnersBassoon · 19/01/2015 16:09

Someone must know the lyrics to "Fanny (Be Tender With My Love)".