Partner did something weird at a concert and I cant stop thinking about it

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So we went to see a famous DJ who does soul and funk. DP got REALLY into it. everyone was drunk and dancing and DP started dancing really close to the guy in front (who had back turned to dp and didn't seem to realise) and said "big fat penis". I was like "eh???" but he didnt answer me, just carried on dancing so I assumed I'd misheard but then he said it again and kept saying "Oh yeah" etc.

He's 41. The lad in front must have been early 20s or something. Been together about a year and a half. What do you reckon? just someone who gets really into music?

this is and example of how people can misunderstand :D

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Does he have one?

It does sound remarkably like he dropped an E! But the word 'penis' is a strange choice, yes. Hmm, intriguing!

On the plus side, maybe he'll be up for threesomes with hot young 20 something's?!

Do I dare google 'big fish, little fish'?

Have never met a man who says "big fat penis" when horny tbh.

emotionsecho, it's just a dance, nothing horrifying. It will broaden your party dance horizons if nothing else.

I know I've read this before. .

Emotion You dance like you're moving the outside of a fridge.

In my head it has always gone 'Big fridge, little fridge, I've got an Argos microwave'

It now goes 'Big dick, little dick, I've got a big fat penis'.

That's it, the rave scene ruined in one fell swoop.

I am frantically googling and can't find it ANYWHERE. A missed opportunity, internet!

what do you honestly think OP?

Was he on the old meow meow? I understand that can cause a man to act a little strangely.

Just ask Paul Ross

I have read this before...

Haha, tesselators has beaten me to it

StandByYourTesselators Mon 19-Jan-15 17:03:21 In my day, it was the done thing to shout out as many rude things as you could think of to fit with 'Get Down On It' by Kool and the Gang. Other people shouted those things of course... not me

"Get down on it,
Suck my helmet"

In fact, Big Fat Penis also scans nicely in this context. Sorry OP, that's not much help. Not the BeeGees.

I am so glad others are now saying they've read this before too (see my post 15:40). I was beginning to wonder if I was going mad. Either that or I'm missing the joke?

It had to have been 'big fat beats' surely?

I'm going with the big fat beats theory.

echo turns out it's that make a rectangle with your hands disco move - 'the fish was THIS big' gesture alternating with smaller horizontal equiv.

I had to ask aged DH.

Now he won't stop dancing

Bit disappointing

Sorry the OP has been scared away but this is one of the funniest threads I've read and you certainly don't get many of them in this section of the forum

My first thought was drugs!

strikeout fail

It's not showing up on advanced search so presumably it was deleted...

Poor OP.

I am with the pp who thinks you misheard as I assume it was very noisy. A normal thing for him to say if really drunk would be..

Big phat beats.

But you hear what you want to hear so why do you think he said penis?

Hmmmm I'd take a bet that drugs are involved and he was feeling the luuurrrvve for everyone.

I highly recommend Craig Charles soul & funk show on radio 6 on a sat night. Makes you want to put on your dancing shoes.

lol!!!!!!!

Thanks all for the 'big fish, little fish' explanation! I have obviously led a sheltered life.

Perhaps the Op's dp had the classic "Push, push in the bush" in his head....

Perhaps he was channeling the Fountain of Sleaze that is Craig Charles?