Partner did something weird at a concert and I cant stop thinking about it

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So we went to see a famous DJ who does soul and funk. DP got REALLY into it. everyone was drunk and dancing and DP started dancing really close to the guy in front (who had back turned to dp and didn't seem to realise) and said "big fat penis". I was like "eh???" but he didnt answer me, just carried on dancing so I assumed I'd misheard but then he said it again and kept saying "Oh yeah" etc.

He's 41. The lad in front must have been early 20s or something. Been together about a year and a half. What do you reckon? just someone who gets really into music?

my sides are hurting

I don't Shatners but if you hum it I'll play it

I really needed this thread today

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Did he do any particular action to accompany the phrase? You know, like 'big fish little fish".

Surely it should be "big penis, little penis"

Are we talking about the guy who was in Red Dwarf? Spectacularly missing the point, as I have no experience of how to deal with a partner doing stuff like that. I am a boring old woman and the only dancing I usually do is my folk dancing group. Nobody there says "big fat penis". Not that I've heard anyway.

OOAOML perhaps they are all thining it though!

It's something like :

Fanny, be tender with my love
Da da da der der der oo
Cos my big fat penis is all I got
De doo be doo be doo

It's a charming little ditty. Surprised Craig Charles could shoehorn it into his set though.

J-J-J-Jive talking... big fat penis....

"And the lights all went down in Big Fat Penis......"

No, that's not it either. Your DP is 41 and carrying on like this? At his age he should be sticking his latest stamps in his album, planning the work in the garden for next spring, washing the car assiduously every Sunday morning and shopping online for his next kagoule. About time he grew up if you ask me.

R

Bit stop it, it is on tonight and I don't want to be thinking that all night.

wideboy maybe my husband is young at heart, as he's mid 40s and doesn't have a kagoule (doesn't go clubbing either, but then neither do I). Maybe if we move somewhere with a garden he will morph into an old man and buy some beige slacks for wearing whilst visiting the garden centre?

Yeah, now you're off on the shexy shaxophone, I can see how all of this happened for the poor op's partner. Yeah, come on, ooh come on, yeah yeah yeah, coooome oooooon!

PS I have had a multivitamin today.

Stop it, please, I'm ill and my stomach hurts enough as it is

and it't me you need to show, your big fat penis

.....but seriously, are you sure you didn't mishear him?

............happiness? Can you remember which Bee Gees song it was?

Yes, he has popped a pill and got horned up by the guy infront.

Yuk, how long have you been seeing him?

What's penis got to do with dancing?

No, that's Tina Turner.

OP said the Bee Gees.

"How do you mend a broken heart?" With a "big fat penis"! works for me

My sides are hurting
Some of these replies are classic !

Op Are you sure he wasn't trying to promise you a good night when you got home ?

Although I've never heard any horny man use the word penis , it's normally a different word that rhymes with sock so maybe you did mishear ?

I'm chanting Big fat stinking bass in my head now (Dizee Rascal)!

Ah, Ah, Ah, Ah... Big Fat Penis, Big Fat Penis.

Well you can tell by my Big Fat Penis, I'm a woman's man*, no time to talk.

• Although that may be in question now...

Were they singing "Young Man's fancy" and he mis-understood?

What you doin' on your back aah
What you doin' on your back aah
You should be dancing, yeah
Big fat penis,yeah