Partner did something weird at a concert and I cant stop thinking about it

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So we went to see a famous DJ who does soul and funk. DP got REALLY into it. everyone was drunk and dancing and DP started dancing really close to the guy in front (who had back turned to dp and didn't seem to realise) and said "big fat penis". I was like "eh???" but he didnt answer me, just carried on dancing so I assumed I'd misheard but then he said it again and kept saying "Oh yeah" etc.

He's 41. The lad in front must have been early 20s or something. Been together about a year and a half. What do you reckon? just someone who gets really into music?

I don't like Craig Charles much but I do love his radio6 show.

He does play some good music, but I'd prefer him to lose the on air sex noises. Especially given his "chequered" past...

'What's penis got to do with dancing?

No, that's Tina Turner.

OP said the Bee Gees.'

Love whoever said this.

Maybe he hated the DJ (never heard of him) and was calling him a big fat penis? possibly?

You're just going to have to ask him, otherwise we you'll never know

sorry wrong topic!

estarone, your response is as pertinent as any other here

Esterone

Big fish, little fish, cardboard Boxy.

I went to a Craig Charles night - fantastic! To be honest, he didn't do a right lot; looked the part, and made all the right moves, but the bank of sound technicians carefully hidden on his right were very busy!
I'd go again in a flash, though!

I am guessing drugs, maybe he has form for this and another ex has posted about it which is why is sounds so familiar to some posters?

nitram I know! I can't believe I typed 'big fat penis' into the MN search.

Funny, I read the OP, about going to see a DJ who plays soul and funk and I was thinking, "I'm old, I've never gone out to see a DJ, don't even know what kind of music that is..." Then I hear it's a Corrie actor playing the Bee Gees and I feel really young again!

My DP used to sing

Get down on it,
suck my helmet,
Please don't bite it
Just excite it

Nope, it's almost identical, dancing, big fat penis

I won't ever hear a BeeGees song without the lyrics I've read on here.

Is it not Dave Charles the DJ?

Lol lem!

(This thread appears to have turned me into a 12-yr-old boy)

Fantastic thread.

An outdoor gig in this weather?

Erm. How fucking weird. You're certain of what he was saying? If so, would you even be questioning it if he was doing it to a woman in front of him rather than a man?

LTB

So OP do you suspect he is gay?

Lol. Am I the only one who finds this odd but hilarious.
I'd assume it meant nothing and was really getting into the dancing and music
Bit Alan partridge-y