Partner did something weird at a concert and I cant stop thinking about it

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So we went to see a famous DJ who does soul and funk. DP got REALLY into it. everyone was drunk and dancing and DP started dancing really close to the guy in front (who had back turned to dp and didn't seem to realise) and said "big fat penis". I was like "eh???" but he didnt answer me, just carried on dancing so I assumed I'd misheard but then he said it again and kept saying "Oh yeah" etc.

He's 41. The lad in front must have been early 20s or something. Been together about a year and a half. What do you reckon? just someone who gets really into music?

Once I was at a gig and a lovely famous lady was there and I could swear my colleage said to me "Oooh there is X, she is beautiful. I really want to touch her" and I told him to pull his head in and keep his hands to himself, accompanied with a :)

He was very perplexed - he had said something completely innocent like "oho there is X, she is beautiful, do you want another gin?"

We still laugh about it.

Poor OP,

Come back OP, someone will offer something sensible soon.

Shatners I've had a cod liver oil capsule with evening primrose oil in. Do you uthink I'll start dry humping someone in the supermarket later

In the morning when the moon is at its rest,
you will see me at the time I love the best,
watching rainbows, play on sunlight,
pools of water iced from cold night,in the morning.
'Tis my big fat penis...

And you come to me on a big fat penis....

(I used to think they were singing 'come to me on a submarine....when the auction let us bid' instead of 'come to me on a summer breeze....when they all should let us be').

Oh my gosh I'm sorry op I don't have anything constructive to add but this has made me giggle!

these are so funny.

Are you definitely SURE he said big fat penis? I mishear people a lot, even second time round. Could he have said something else?

'Beefy peas' yeah..

Jive talkin' you're telling me lies, yeah
Good lovin' still gets in my eyes
Nobody believes what you say
It's just your big fat penis that gets in the way.

LOL.

In my day, it was the done thing to shout out as many rude things as you could think of to fit with 'Get Down On It' by Kool and the Gang. Other people shouted those things of course... not me

'Beefy peas' yeah..

Of, course, that's it! much less worrying

Big fat beats maybe???

troll

Craig Charles wouldn't play the fucking Bee Gees surely

unless he's back on the crack

Eh? I had no idea Craig Charles DJ'd

This is all sorts of messed up!

Or maybe it was big bad penis.

But this is exactly the kind of thing DH would do after a few pints, thinking he was really funny. I would give it a second thought.

CC is a despicable little man though, IMO.

Oh yeah, this sounds like the kind of relationship I want to be in

Said no one ever

Big fabulous?

mahahaha. I wander off for toddler teatime and when I come back there are loads of penisy bee gee's songs! I love Craig's Saturday show on BBC6, but I can't imagine much BeeGee's going down. Which track was it OP?

Craig Charles is a DJ?
Well I never.

You should all listen in on Saturday nights 6-9 on Radio6. Pretty much impossible not to dance around your kitchen like a loon!

I'm very good at big fish, little fish, cardboard box much to dds shame.

I would dump him for the bee Gees dancing.

I'd dump him either way. He sounds like a weirdo.

I think you misheard for the simple reason its highly unlikely someone would say, let along sing, big fat penis.