Partner did something weird at a concert and I cant stop thinking about it

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So we went to see a famous DJ who does soul and funk. DP got REALLY into it. everyone was drunk and dancing and DP started dancing really close to the guy in front (who had back turned to dp and didn't seem to realise) and said "big fat penis". I was like "eh???" but he didnt answer me, just carried on dancing so I assumed I'd misheard but then he said it again and kept saying "Oh yeah" etc.

He's 41. The lad in front must have been early 20s or something. Been together about a year and a half. What do you reckon? just someone who gets really into music?

Did anyone else hear it

Sure he wasn't just overjoyed to have a bit of a dance to try out his new Fitbit, and singing about that?

I think you need to recreate the scene CSI style.
Go to another concert and get a person with similar features and voice to say various phrases until you figure out what was said.

Then tell us so we know too.

randall on Ainsley Harriot He was dancing like a right bellend and lording it around This is making my shoulders shake with laughter. Just like the rest of this thread. Thank you!

Yes eternal, we need Ted Danson reconstructing it with Nick Stokes. "Uh, uh, Big. Fat. Penis. UH". With all the othe CSIs standing around in their dimly lit conference room. Chief Brass looking on.

Do we think this is what the op was hoping for??

randall your Ainsley Harriott '2 for a quid' story is hilarious, I'm scared of waking DH up with my snorting. How the hell would I explain this thread to him?

My DH was very upset with me. Apparently "it's not very fun being on the outside of a joke"!!! Made me even more!

If this happened, I'm going with 'big phat beats'. But am only posting here so I can see more funny replies in the morning

big phat beats is just as weird if you ask me.

I can't help but picture Alan Partridge dancing.

Me and DH spent a good part of 2 hours in bed last night discussing this. I'm not even exaggerating.

He would like to contribute..

Night fever, night fever, you'e got a big fat penis. Oh yeaahhh

You see, if he had said 'big fat breasts/big fat fanjo oh yeah' for example, whilst standing close to a woman I would assume he was being inappropriate. So with that in mind...
Very funny thread though, sorry OP

In the clear light of day, he cant have said "big fat penis".

He would have said big fat cock.

You only ever really use the word at the doctor.

So OP must have misheard - and I wonder what was on HER mind, regards the bloke in front, if she heard "big fat penis".

Ooohh ...good point Quintless!

YY re big fat cock

Big fat fanjo , suchsweet ?

He could have said "Think they've seen us!" "Biffa Venus", or anything really.

I think its hilarious that he was shouting all this stuff out anyway, whatever it was

"This man's heinous" (Craig Charles)? Maybe he doesn't really like him.... or the Bee Gees. Odd that he was gyrating so enthusiastically, if that was the case, though.

was someone just about to go to the bar? could he have been requesting a big bag of peanuts?

big phat beats is just as weird if you ask me

Well, yeah, but a man who boogies on down yelling "come on" and "oh yeah" ... actually, it probably was "big fat penis"

How about feel that beat ???

Do penises even have fat on them ?

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