Partner did something weird at a concert and I cant stop thinking about it

[HangOnAnon]

So we went to see a famous DJ who does soul and funk. DP got REALLY into it. everyone was drunk and dancing and DP started dancing really close to the guy in front (who had back turned to dp and didn't seem to realise) and said "big fat penis". I was like "eh???" but he didnt answer me, just carried on dancing so I assumed I'd misheard but then he said it again and kept saying "Oh yeah" etc.

He's 41. The lad in front must have been early 20s or something. Been together about a year and a half. What do you reckon? just someone who gets really into music?

Crying with laughter!

And you may not think
I care for you
When you know down inside
That I really do
And it's me you need to show
Big Fat Penis

Oh god, I even have yellow DMs. I'm 40 very soon. I need shooting....or possibly to stop drinking so many cocktails.

It's just some guys talkin'
'bout big fat penis.....

That must be it.

I can't actually even do the hand movements at the speed they do. What an indictment.

I can manage 'stack the shelves' and 'shopping trolley'. Yay!

I preferred Bob the Builders version of Big Fish, Little Fish.

I'm shocked that Craig Charles would play the BeeGees and yes, your DP sounds off his face.

I just had to go and review the Benny Hill ravers @ Awakefest on YT. If it's possible to rave to that, it's possible to rave to even the SqueeGees! ...no inappropriate writhing or vocals though despite being obviously munted.

Oh baby I shake you from now on
I'm gonna break down your defenses
One by one
I'm gonna hit you from all sides
Lay your fortress open wide
With my big fat penis.

(OK, so they aren't really dancing to Benny Hill )

I've had to watch the Benny Hill ravers again

A friend of mine accidentally trod on Ainsley Harriott's foot at a Craig Charles gig. (True story)

He was dancing like a right bellend and lording it around. Apparently he got the right arse.
Their response - "get over yourself mate, your cous cous is 2 for a quid in Home Bargains"

He basically wants to put his big fat penis in a mans arse and doesn't mind if you know either

Was it... When you wake in the morning son, with my big my if fat penis up your bum....

...don't be afraid it won't hurt much, it's better than my dear wife's crotch

OP this has been my best laugh today!

I can actually imagine ainsley Harriet doing this, I bet he has a big fat one as well

OOps posted too soon...
You must forgive him e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g... No one would say 'big fat penis' to be sexy - you misheard him.

It was years before I realised that Paul Simon wasn't singing '...as if I didn't notice she brushed her hair and farted...' Listen between 1:37 and 1:52

OMG posted link from another thread!!

This is the Paul Simon one

How deep is your bum

"Babe, fancy pizza?"
"..... happiness"
"Bee Gees are heinous"

Erm.....

YAY!!!! I've been waiting for one of these since the passata went flying!!! I'm sobbing my eyes out, DH thinks I've gone mad and I'll probably wake the kids up soon.

Your DP is most definitely either into men, or he was high on something other than booze!

If I were you I'd call him on the gay thing because I reckon he'll be so mortified he'll fess up to the other possible explanation. And then he can explain why he's such a greedy little bugger!