I have no words. £1.6 million Brentwood, Essex

[Another2Cats]

Just as the title, I really do have no words to quite capture how I feel about this property.

However, I do admire that whoever currently owns it went full-in on following their own aesthetic.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170432882#/?channel=RES_BUY

Well, we're all different, because I love it.

I’d well stay there with a gang if it was an Airbnb

looks like it would be great for a weekend away with your mates.

I love it, it's perfectly bonkers. I bet they are great fun to hang out with and love that they have just gone for what they love and not what other people expect.

Reminds me of a big brother show type house

I actually quite like a fair amount of it, no the bathroom or office as such. You'd get a headache working in there for more than 10 minutes. But I do respect the bold brazen tackiness of it.

There are some parts that I like (probably doesn't say a lot for my taste! 🤣🤣) and other parts that are awful. It's very niche though isn't it, especially with the basketball court and is clearly bespoke. However, that doesn't always work when selling a property, sometimes a property can be too bespoke to appeal to lots of people.

Really looks like AI - terrifying

Russian oligarch chic.

Love that the top of the rightmove page still says “see similar properties”!
Think it’s bonkers but brilliant. Certainly makes a change from a characterless grey box

Its not my taste at all. A lot of the stuff seems to be from those odd shops where everything is bedazzled and marble (I always wonder who keeps them in business) but I dont know, part of me thinks its brilliant and I can't explains why.

Would I want to live there? Not in a millions years (maybe with a million quid to renovate!) But I enjoyed the photos.

Not enough electrical sockets.

The boat is quite amusing.

I think the previous occupants broke their necks after slipping on the marble floors.

I like your use of gopping. I don't hear that word enough! 😁

It’s like if you took a lavish mansion… and then squashed it into a caravan plot. It would be a great holiday home.

It’s a traveller house. I know the area

I always wonder who keeps them in business

Well, now you know. At least one of them

Makes me think of one of the party houses on The Sims!

If people enjoy their houses, that's absolutely fine. Why would you feel the need to be rude. Rather odd.

It is actually a brilliant house. Because it is built and designed for the person who owned it, which is pretty cool. How many of us actually do that?

It reminds me of the woman on tiktok who paints every square millimeter of her house in bright patterns. Extraordinary!

It has loads of rooms for socialising and living life - pool, bar, gym, office, sauna. Then just as tiny space for bedrooms!

There isn't a single thing I like about it for me. (well, I'll take a giraffe or zebra if you insist) but it is quite cool to see someone decorate their house really for themselves

My basketball and gym loving son is currently house hunting in Brentwood. If he wins the lottery this would be the dream.

The goat boat ☠️. I'm actually dead.

Is it ghastly? Yes

Am I a little bit in awe of how much they just decided to f*ck off whatever everyone else thinks and create their own dream? Also yes

looks to me like a traveller property

The inside isn't that bad tbh, just a bit tacky. The pool is quite fun. The rest of the outside is the ugliest most depressing thing I have seen, looks like an industrial estate

I just really hope whoever conceived of this absolute monstrosity of a dwelling doesn’t buy a really nice house and inflict their (lack of) taste on it.

I can imagine people who think this is the height of interior chic buying a truly beautiful house and ripping out original features to make room for LED lighting and whatever other abominal shite they can’t help but cram into it.

This place looks like one of the horror-palaces that Celia Sawyer woman would create for her latest brain-dead ‘celebrity’ client.