I have no words. £1.6 million Brentwood, Essex

[Another2Cats]

Just as the title, I really do have no words to quite capture how I feel about this property.

However, I do admire that whoever currently owns it went full-in on following their own aesthetic.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170432882#/?channel=RES_BUY

Donald and Melania Trump's Essex retreat. 😂

Looks like one of those hen do houses.

I wonder what the design brief was?

I’d love to see this house on ‘Behind the keyhole’. “Who would live in a house like this?”

Is it Conor McGregor's house ? Cillian Murphy would be so flattered to know his image is in their bog . Amazing thing is that for all that stuff there are only 3 bedrooms .

Pic 21 ♥️

What's that saying....money screams, wealth whispers?

Took me a while to notice the boat shaped jacuzzi, the more you look the more you notice!

But why are some of the rooms so narrow??

I don't understand what's going on outside?! Is that a fake beach?!

Amazing really….

… but who on earth would buy it 😂

And for £1.6m… it’s not like the house is up to much.

At first it was "Okay....just remove the giraffe..."

Then it was "Oh. My. God."

I absolutely love it because it appears to be a well loved, well cared for home, creatively designed to the occupiers taste and for their pleasure, not to be on trend and fashionable. It brings me joy looking at the photos.

Love the beach area, but when would we get to use it in the UK? The rooms are a bit small!

I should hate it but I kind of don't 😆

The giraffe would stay. Love itN

I think this looks so fun, imagine kids parties there.
It is completely lacking in taste but it's very well done and fun for what it is. I'd much rather live there than a beige house.

God yes you could buy it and create a kids stay and play / party empire!

I don’t hate it 😳😂

How absolutely hideous. It isn't even amusingly terrible. It's just terrible!

Wouldn’t want to live there personally, but I bet the owners know how to have fun.

My first reaction was that it looks like a council leisure centre from the outside. Inside, I liked the utility room. Weird that the rooms were so small / narrow. And was one of the beds a sofabed with the plastic remote pocket still hanging down? Sadly, I couldn't afford it. Financially or aesthetically.

I think it’s resin to give the impression that the boat (goat!) is in water.

I’m the same as others, can’t help liking it but wouldn’t choose it myself.

Better bad taste than no taste!

I bet they'll have a lot of viewers with no intention of buying!

Its Chav-tastic 🤩

I love it.

I kinda like the hot tub set up. It’s a pretty small house though.