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I have no words. £1.6 million Brentwood, Essex

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Another2Cats · 07/01/2026 11:40

Just as the title, I really do have no words to quite capture how I feel about this property.

However, I do admire that whoever currently owns it went full-in on following their own aesthetic.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170432882#/?channel=RES_BUY

Check out this 3 bedroom detached house for sale on Rightmove

3 bedroom detached house for sale in Chivers Road, Stondon Massey, Brentwood, CM15 for £1,600,000. Marketed by Keith Ashton, Kelvedon Hatch

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170432882#/?channel=RES_BUY

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WiddlinDiddlin · 07/01/2026 22:56

SoftBalletShoes · 07/01/2026 18:13

How do you make enough money just from dog-breeding to have a home like that though!

You don't.

You charge thousands per puppy - you charge thousands per stud fee - you run a fertility clinic doing illegal veterinary work and charge loads for that and then a side hustle teaching other people how to do the same which you also charge ££££ for...

Hallpast · 08/01/2026 11:06

WiddlinDiddlin · 07/01/2026 22:56

You don't.

You charge thousands per puppy - you charge thousands per stud fee - you run a fertility clinic doing illegal veterinary work and charge loads for that and then a side hustle teaching other people how to do the same which you also charge ££££ for...

This. Frankenstein frenchies on a puppy farm.

Americano75 · 08/01/2026 16:23

I think PopBitch contributors are on here. 😆

I have no words. £1.6 million Brentwood, Essex
TheGander · 09/01/2026 15:33

Looks like a Proceeds of Crime Act sale.

JamesClyman · 09/01/2026 17:02

I wouldn't have it as a gift!

TroysMammy · 11/01/2026 21:50

I love the panda but it doesn't go with the African animals.

BruceAndNosh · 11/01/2026 23:46

I feel that I would become a Gin drinker if I lived there.
Instead of tea.
PARRRRTAY!

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