I have no words. £1.6 million Brentwood, Essex

[Another2Cats]

Just as the title, I really do have no words to quite capture how I feel about this property.

However, I do admire that whoever currently owns it went full-in on following their own aesthetic.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/170432882#/?channel=RES_BUY

The G.O.A T

That house is terrifying.

Tommy Shelby in the bog, by order of the peaky blinders.

Oh my I don't know if I love it or hate it....not that I would ever ever live there but it has obviously given someone great joy. Also need my own G.O.A.T!

Prison chic

Part of me actually loves it 🤩😂 the part with no taste, clearly.

Yes that's how I feel I think, it's clearly someone living out all their dreams and I like it for that reason

Wow like a leisure centre x Big Brother House vibe, all for the gram. Andrew Tate vibes.

I actually love it! It kind of reminds me of somewhere you’d pick on air b n b for a little holiday because it has all these facilities. Plus there’s a giraffe. What’s not to like.

Proof positive of the old mantra, that money can’t buy taste.

Footballers house, has to be! Can anyone explain the big glass thing in the utility room?

Utterly hideous. There is not one thing I like. All brass and no class rings true.

Hahaha it’s brilliantly awful. Good one them for going all in with gusto! I can’t quite work out the weird Goat Boat though - is is a pool within a pool?!

That is properly bonkers 😂

I quite love they just went for it and did what they like. Everyone had input in some rooms.
Would I have it? No.
Do I think good for them having fun with their house? Totally

Is a shower cubicle! Presumably so you have a shower when you come in from playing footie, before you go and sweat all over the soft furnishings.

What on earth is that weird dog-woman hybrid by the tv in photo 7? 😂

😂😂😂

Those pics are not real surely some have been gussied up a bit.
Sit nice and close to a big tv.

That's Gary King's house isn't it?

There must have been a bulk buy discount on the 'fibre glass animal' range on Amazon!

Like others, I quite like it 😅 Take out some of the personal décor choices and it's got the bones of a fabulous house. My teenagers would be over the moon to live there!

I really started getting into the vibe of it, I know it's just furnishing but I love the boldness of the Barbie(?) picture on the stairway! Sassy!

I will say the aerial view of the hot tub being a boat is kind of cool.

Agree with this but wonder if the value would be higher if it were more neutral?
£1.6k seems low for detached in that area.

Gopping. BUT, at least it's not entirely grey and I am quite taken with the Birdseye shot of the pool/hot tub. It's quite a good effect wit the resin.

Very interesting mix of decoration.